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Frederick Jambon Fiste

Randomness is the essence of existence...Liger

About Me

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Well basically I'm a fun lovin guy who enjoys nothing more than a good random conversation, usually after a good night out raving preferably. I am always up for a laugh but I like randomness and clever humour more than stuff like pranks and rowdiness. Not to say I wouldn't enjoy some of it. Im a bit more passive than that though. I would like to explore all avenues of randomness possible (quite a few!) as it just fascinates me the situations you can have if you think outside of the normal world or just normal situations. Thats what makes me chuckle. My favourite comedian is Ross Noble. He talks a complete load of crap....which is wicked!I regularly have proper random conversations with my partner in crime, my mate Blaise (amongst other randomists), and we record all of our ramblings. We are subsequently ..ing it all in 'The Book' and hopefully will publish it at some point. I can post some on here if you wish.We have various themes such as Crime Fighting Duos, Family Fortunes questions and answers, The Didgerydoos and Didgerydonts of various topics, Honey I's and random films and characters along with many others including just bizarre randomness. Tis amusing.So yeah I always try to be as fun, friendly and nice as possible as you get so much more back doing that and experience so many amazing things and people also.

My Interests

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Add to My Profile | More Videos I am a frustrated traveller and want to travel all over the world but haven't got the funds. Been to Australia and New Zealand though which was wicked. Went to Ayers Rock which was the best place on my trip. I did a skydive and bungee jump. Going to try travel round America and travel to Machu Piccu in Peru. Magical.I am a budding DJ but mainly just bedroom at the moment just making CD's for the car an' that and doing mates parties. I love trance music, the good proper stuff not Flip and Fill bo**ox. It just moves me like no other music can really although Im open to lots of stuff. Funky house and other electronica aswell.I am looking into designing and printing my own random Tshirts and am just researching at the moment. Anybody who has some contacts let me know. Cant wait to unleash the randomness! Also looking to get into music production soon but need the funds.I also play football like a lot of people and enjoy watching it aswell. Cant wait for the world cup.I also would like to be more worldly in general. I want to know about different beliefs and philosophies especially. I need to get motivated to do some stuff as there is loads I would like to know about. Any links would be appreciated.I also want to do more skydiving as it is just amazing although now Ive done 2 Im starting to get a bit nervous about another! Should be getting easier!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. There's loads of stuff I'm into, a lot of which I haven't thought about yet...if that makes sense! But yeah anyone really. People who can inform me of other things would be cool. Other bands, music, hobbies, activities, places to travel to and things to see. I'm up for broadening my horizons before the sun sets!Maybe people who enjoy a good bosh (raving etc to trance and the like) and especially people who like to talk complete b*ll*cks. I do enjoy a bit of randomness. Especially thinking mans randomness.And anyone with interesting stuff to add regarding anything. That's always good.

Music:

Loads of stuff really but I'm mainly a trance man - Ferry Corsten, Above & Beyond, Super * & DJ Tab, Gabriel & Dresden, Armin van Burren et al. I enjoy a good bosh. Go to Godskitchen a bit. Global Gathering is THE festival!Apart from that funky house - Steve Angello, Sebastian Ingrosso, Eric Prydz and other boshing pieces of funk.Also proper loving Electro loads at the moment and again downloading loads of wicked stuff. Let me know if you need a DJ!Am getting into bands a bit now. Getting an education! A couple of my work chums and mates do bands more than me so I'm learning. Always willing to learn!Also enjoy a good bit of chillout for those monging times - Solar Fields, Pole Folder, Envoice, Cell and others. Tis good to chill!Also I'm well getting into Psy-Trance now. Have lownloaded loads from the internet and have CD decks now so played couple of gigs for mates. Psy-trance is ace!! Proper driving with loads of little bass changes and stuff. Proper rave music. If you havent heard any get into it. When I get round to it I will have mix CD's available.Oh and my mates bands My:Audio my:audio - whispers
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Movies:

Don't really watch too many movies. Don't have the attention span! But my absolute fave has to be Smokey & the Bandit 3. I advise anyone to watch that film. It's a f**kin p**ser! Buford T Justice is my idol.Also a new one my mate found - Nick Fury starring the Hoff himself. Never have a seen a more 'so good its bad' school of action acting and action sequences. Honestly you just can't believe he's accepted the role. What a plank!Apart from that things like Dead Man Shoes, Waking Life (watch that for philosophical thinkings!) and Donnie Darko and stuff like that. But as I say I don't do too many films but again always up for suggestions. I'll sort my.................................er....................... ......................................................... attention span out.

Television:

Well I dont get to watch much TV at moment but my favourite ever program has to be Family Guy. Its so much better than anything else Ive ever seen. Definately my type of random humour and Stewie Griffin has to be the best character ever created.I also love 2DTV (for dust pan and brush-esque rippings of celebs), Spaced, Extras etc. Also proper getting into Arrested Development which is a comedy show from America. Highly recommend it. Dead stupid and funny!Apart from that I like old cartoons like Duckula, Button Moon, Superted, Morph, Bananaman amongst others.

Books:

In all honesty I dont read books which is a bit poo seeing as I want to know more isnt it? My attention span isnt long enough to read a book and I dont usually get time. Im usually out and about.I like books of random stuff. Facts and quips. Anything like that.

Heroes:

To be honest I don't really have heroes. I think people are good but theres no-one I really wish I was. People like Ferry Corsten and Andy Moor and a few others from trance music. Ross Noble and Bill Bailey are 2 comedy heroes of mine. They are just 2 of the funniest blokes ever. Ross Noble particularly. The man talks complete bo**ocks! My kind of guy.But generally there is no-one in particular. Just loads of ace people really.

My Blog

The didgeridoos and didgeridonts....!!!!!!!

Below is a list of my favourite topic from the book we have written 'A Brief History of Bollocks'. This is all of the didgeridoos and didgeridonts which started as an Australian educational series of ...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:27:00 PST

Stokey (Tribute) Bands!!! Fuckin pisser!!

Below is a list made by us here at Alive Network of bands based around Stokey names. Kindof tribute bands. Fuckin pisser!!! We were dead busy like.....   STOKE TRIBUTE BANDS       ...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Alternative Honey I.....?....films

Here is a list of a load of sequels, prequels and ....er....nequels for the Honey I.. series of films. They of the Rick Moranis for those who can't quite place them. The shrinking of the kids amongst ...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST

Stupid GCSE answers

GCSE ANSWERS GIVEN DURING 1999.Every effort has been made to reproduce these verbatim. (???!!!!!)Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaningHands that judicious can be a...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:45:00 PST

Real Family Fortunes answers

The following are actual answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes".Name something a blind person might use - A sword.Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon.Name a bird with a lon...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:40:00 PST

Phobias to rot with

Phobias to be wary of when rotting   A few that we made up to start with:   Phobaphobia - fear of being scared (phobophobe person who is scared of being scared although this does exist)...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:34:00 PST

A List of Elizabethan putdowns

Elizabethan Insults/Put-downs   Ye impertinent common-kissing maggot-pie! Thou jarring ill-breeding mammet! Thou artless fool-born clotpole! Thou mammering onion-eyed death-token! Thou surly plum...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:31:00 PST

Amsterdamian Conversation Pieces

Some topics and various random stuff from Amsterdam conversations. Bullet pointed and will need working on but here they are anyway: Where theres a way theres a winkel No names for birds just bird 1,...
Posted by Frederick Jambon Fiste on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:15:00 PST