I am an obsessive-compulsive stenographer living in Hamilton, New Zealand. I have one ovary - I would like more but the damned thing just won't grow back. I love my job. I also love smoking and have no intention of quitting until it's time for BABIES. I am married to the best person in the world - a completely tolerant, understanding and wholly loving Adonis who I somehow duped into ending up with me. Astounding. I spend my days working, studying part-time and watching disturbing British comedies - the darker, the better. I like feijoas.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chelsea Harrison
Birthday: 31 July 1979
Birthplace: Warkworth, New Zealand
Current Location: Hamilton, New Zealand
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black - by accident
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Kiwi by way of England
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black boots
Your Weakness: Anything that seems like a good idea at the time.
Your Fears: Being alone or bored. I do anything I can to avoid both.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, camembert and cranberry
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To re-visit the Northern Hemisphere
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Hot-t-t"
Thoughts First Waking Up: That was just a dream? Oh, crap.
Your Best Physical Feature: My belly button has depths you wouldn't imagine.
Your Bedtime: Around the time the infomercials start.
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm missing memories now? Oh, crap.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsibutdon'ttellanyone
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's. I just do, okay?
Single or Group Dates: Single. I'm much better at one-on-one.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple?
Chocolate or Vanilla: A combination of the two, wherever possible.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, but I'm more of a tea person.
Do you Smoke: Like a choo-choo train, baby.
Do you Swear: Bitch, please.
Do you Sing: I'm singing now.
Do you Shower Daily: Mmm... lathery.
Have you Been in Love: Oh, that sweet, sweet suffering.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that.
Do you belive in yourself: Belive in myself? I belive in my ability to spell.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm covered in vomit right now.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not when I'm covered in vomit.
Are you a Health Freak: My lungs say no.
Do you get along with your Parents: We've reached an understanding.
Do you like Thunderstorms: The very word stirs my nether regions.
Do you play an Instrument: I can finally snap my fingers.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not unless caffeine counts.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Indeed.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: That would be no. Scary!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, that stupid kid with the dog ate them all.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. It made me happy.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've been jilted, but not dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I raided my hotel room like any normal person.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, far too many times.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, two days ago.
Ever been Beaten up: Once.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire, saving the lives of starving orphans.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Laughing.
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short, no question there.
Height: Anything taller than me is grand.
Weight: You know, seriously not fussy.
Best Clothing Style: Laid-back, thrift-store stylez.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Half.
Number of CDs I own: Too many.
Number of Piercings: One.
Number of Tattoos: Nil.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Three.
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