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"English Jones"

I'm told: I make a mean CHOCOLATE MARTINI!!!!!!!...

About Me

I am a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT (may not act like it all of the time. But trust me, I am!), quick on the uptake, sarcastic, quick-witted, simple, goofy, silly, honest (sometimes brutally), kind-hearted/extremely empathetic (although I may not let you know), loyal, modest person (who never gives herself enough credit.) I DO NOT BELIEVE IN REVENGE; however, I LOVES ME SOME KARMA!!!! I'm very outspoken and have a hard time bitting my tongue. But, I have learned over the years the fine art of tact. Difference being: Now, I just say what needs to be said with a big beautiful toothy smile :o)I LOVE to laugh and anyone who can make me laugh has won 1/2 the battle. I keep a small group of eclectic friends (many I've had since pre-school (literally!) I DON'T RANK MY MYSPACE FRIENDS (How old are we???) I'm FIERCELY INDEPENDENT! In short: you'll never quite understand me b/c I don't quite understand myself...Things I HATE: People who act like PUNK-BITCHES! Just soldier up and get the job done! Seriously, is it that crucial?

My Interests

My interests are too broad and general to confine to this small area. Put it this way: you name it, I've either done it, thought about it, or it's on my list of things to do (before I die.) If you want the "quick and the dirty" "yes!" I golf, fish, dance, run, cook, people watch and laying flooring! Yeah that's right. I said I can lay flooring. Which would you prefer? Tile or hardwoods? I'm a prissy chick who can hold her own with a hammer as well (Hidden Talent: #542) :o)

I'd like to meet:

There aren't one or a few people in particular that I would truly like to meet. Sure I think it would be cool to see certain famous people (in real life) simply for the sake of comparison. For example: I would really like to see Beyonce in real life because I want to know "is she really that thick? Or does the camera add 10 lbs? And is she bigger or considerably smaller than me." Oh, and I'd like to see Jennifer Lopez in real life too. I mean really, is her azz that big in real life or can we continue to shift constant blame on the camera? Hmm so with that said: I think I'd like to meet just about anyone who is sans on the stalking :o)
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Music:

I LOVE it all! from Classical ("Claire de Lune" and Chopin) to Aretha Franklin ("Young, Gifted, & Black") to what's on the radio today.Oh, I LOVE to sing; however, I can't hold a tune! In the shower (or car) I sound like a mix beteewn the "pre-Bobby Brown"/"pre crack is wack"/"Hell to the Naw" Whitney Houston mixed with a little "self-medicated"/"I still wear pigtails and butterflies" Mariah Carey with a pinch of "Slutty or Svelte" Christina Aguilera.

Movies:

I don't have a favorite movie. It depends on my mood as to which movie I want to watch. One of my favorites is "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Disclaimer: I've seen a lot of sequels but I've never seen the originals to certain movies. So brace yourself, here's a brief list of original movies I've never seen: Rocky, Star Wars (yes, it's true), Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Shinning, The Omen, The Exorcist and etc...

Television:

Now that that train-wreck we call "Flavor of Love" is over, I don't know what I'm gonna do!

Heroes:

At the risk of sounding cliche, My Mother and Father are truly my Heros!*My mother has taught me: "In order to be Independent, you must do as much as you can do for yourself; therefore, anything that someone else may do for you is just icing on your !" & "Never wait around for someone else to do something for you when you can do those things yourself because you'll be waiting a long azz time!"My Father has taught me to not take things so seriously and to just be silly and laugh!

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Random (yet frequently used) Quotes & Phrases by Myself

I've complied a list of random (yet frequently used) quotes & phrases by myself.  Please read and enjoy!   "Oh wait, is this the part where I'm supposed to care?" "Listen to me...
Posted by "English Jones" on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:39:00 PST

I DON'T LIKE STALKERS! (most females can relate...)

PSA, Disclaimer, Manifesto (whatever you may call it!)                           I DONT LIK...
Posted by "English Jones" on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST