Uncle Pennybags - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I made my money around the turn of the century by exploiting the poor and underprivelidged in my factories. About '34, I won second prize in a beauty pageant and won $10, boy was I proud of that. Anyway, I have more money then anyone on the planet and they found a way to keep me young forever, but it makes me gain weight in the process.

My Interests

Spending money and oppressing the hard working factory people who I enslave...errrr employ in my factories.

I'd like to meet:

People who are poorer then me. Oh wait, that's everybody, I should be more specific. Hmmm......well I could meet anybody I want, so how about a beautiful woman with gigantic breasts? Does that work for you kids?

Music:

I own the music industry. I am rich. That is what we do.

Movies:

I own the movie industry. I am rich. That is what we do.

Television:

Do I have to repeat myself again? I own the television industry. It's mine.

Books:

I own every book every published. 5 copies of every book ever published.

Heroes:

Me.