Twins

We're both named Kate, We live together, eat together, sleep together, we pretty much are together. We have a tendency to be narcissistic, so flattery will get you everywhere with us.

The criteria for being our friend:

Take at least one minute from your hectic day to marvel at that eighth and ninth wonders of the world. (ie, us.)If you didn't notice, we're not interested in you, we're only interested in ourselves and anything that will further us in the pursuit of our selfish endevors.We're intellegent modern women, so don't insult us with your bad grammar, and poor tastes. Proper gentlemen and ladies are always welcome.If, after reading of our self proclaimed vainty, you would still like to be our friend, message us with some petty comments about how wonderful we are together, and you just might be getting somewhere...finally.

Please remember, there are things worse than vanity,
like being ugly.