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kathryn

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About Me

I drive a yellow Subaru that was born the same year that I was. I sneeze when I clean. I smoke like a chimney when I'm nervous. I have a mouth that would make a sailor blush. I simply cannot stomache sushi. And I'm starting to think that I have an allergy to sunlight. Me in the sun is like putting a fork in the microwave. Oh, and I have a tendency to be narcissistic, so flattery will get you everywhere with me.

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My Blog

Sometimes it’s just funny.

I'll take you into that bedroom right now and and I promise you, you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life because I'll have used all your up and down!   ahaha amazing.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:28:00 GMT

A Middle Finger Response

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Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:10:00 GMT

And I fucked up.

I wanted to hear it from you. But I broke first. Maybe I didn't matter all that much. And maybe you just didn't give a damn. And all i can do now is make vague posts about incredibly personal th...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:17:00 GMT

I wish there was something I could say or do

I can resist anything but the temptation of you. But I'd rather walk alone, than chase you around. I'd rather fall myself than let you drag me down. It wouldn't have worked out anyway. And now it's j...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:52:00 GMT

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

I know your hands. I know the strength. I know your mouth and I know your taste.  
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:58:00 GMT

People who keep stiff upper lips find it's damn hard to smile.

Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking the harder it becomes to know what to say. Or how to ask for what...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 17:54:00 GMT

It's not perfect,

but it's something. I'll build a house inside of you. I'll go in through the mouth. I'll draw three fingers on your heart.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Oh sweet sorrow, the time that you borrow, will you be here when I wake up tomorrow?

She is neither pink nor pale,  And she never will be all mine;She learned her hands in a fairy-tale,  And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs;  In...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:28:00 GMT

Meat and maddox

I was looking over a menu in a restaurant the other day when I saw a section for vegetarians; I thought to myself "boy, I sure am glad that I'm not a meat-hating fascist" and I skipped on to the steak...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 13:46:00 GMT

Y & O, are they hard to find?

I have serious issues with bad grammar. Spell it out fucker. If u type ur messages 2 me n cant find the extra consonants n vowels please realize that, though we haven't met, I already hate u. I ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 16:06:00 GMT