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Badger

Dynamite down the underpants......EXPLODING!!

About Me

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Guitar loving idiot who is adored by tens of people worldwide for his contribution to the rock majesty/horror/arse that is TORQUEWRENCH. I am currently studying for the LLCM TD with the London College of Music and after that I want to try out for a fellowship with the same college. This will allow me to hang out with posh people in gentleman's clubs and regaile them with tales of ROCK. Bringing the establishment down from the inside baby, YEAH!!PS Some of you may have already noticed that I have lied about my age on this profile. But hey, what else was I supposed to do? Record company guys might be reading this page and we all know how fickle they are. Ok, and I admit my profile picture ISN'T actually me, but it's bloody damn close!!Oh by the way....John Petrucci ROCKS!! Just watch this helpful documentary.
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThis is my band, the mighty TORQUEWRENCH playing at Ivory Blacks in Glasgow. If I may say, I look like a fat bastard in this one. I know the camera is supposed to add ten pounds, but there must have been about 17 cameras on me that night!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comTORQUEWRENCH again at Ivory Blacks. This song has the best sweary intro EVER!! (Looks like there may have been one less camera on me in this vid!)
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

ROCKING [obviously]. DRINKING [occassionaly]. SMOKING [even more occassionaly]. TALKING RUBBISH. [all the time]

I'd like to meet:

Pete Waterman and Simon Cowell. Then I could get the chance to boot them both up the arse for single handedly (?) ruining the state of the British music scene. Or was that Def Leppard?

Music:

Yes music. I like it. Especially guitar based rock type stuff that isn't gay. For example Bon Jovi - guitar based rock type stuff but ultimately GAY! Torquewrench - guitar based rock type stuff but bloody marvellous.

Movies:

Best films? Hmmm...obviously the original Star Wars trilogy, Spinal Tap, Bad News, More Bad News, anything with Jimmy Stewart in it, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Back To The Future, Taxi Driver, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman. Oh I could go on. But I won't .

Television:

Is Crap. Except for Scrubs [I laughed so much I nearly puked], Top Gear, Still Game and any documentary featuring/narrated by David Attenborough .

Books:

Yes, I have read some books. (Does Razzle and Fiesta count?)

Heroes:

Spiderman, Batman, Superman, all of the X-Men, Captain America, The Crow, the Fantastic 4, The Hulk....oh I see, I thought it was a competition for naming as many superheroes as possible. DOH .

My Blog

Badger's Tales Part 3

I just wanted to ask those in the know.   Why does the smell of other peoples kids nappies want you to make you cut your nose off when the smell of your own kids nappies is like '....oh that...
Posted by Badger on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

Badgers Tales - Pt 2

Ok, so I'll be first to admit it.  This weeks blog is more of a rant than an actual tale, but it is about something that I feel so strongly about it just has to be brought out into the open [woo,...
Posted by Badger on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

Badger's Tales - Pt 1

BADGER'S TALES - Pt 1   So, there we were, Maddog and I, enjoying a drink [Maddog a pint of Carlsberg, me a diet coke with a straw in] when it happened.  What happened you say? I'll tell you...
Posted by Badger on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST