Roachie the Broachie's interests include:
bright and shiny rhinestones, donuts, pancakes, waffles, cupcakes, java, occasional knife hobby, pet llamas, crack, dark warm places to hide, Ok Go
Roachie digs the foot pounding contagious dancing beat of Bichon and Contessa. They want to appear on "Dancing with the Stars." Check them out and leave them a comment!http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2fvS2nEfY
To check out one of Roachies favorite sites, click on the boys:
Special Thanks to Theresa aka xxhot-shot-sugarxx in our tea
Special thanks to starshaped for the nifty Damian as a Roach pic and for our contact table pic
I'd like to meet:
We are not officially endorsed by the lovely band known as Ok Go. We are, however, the first ok go fan club dedicated to making roach broaches for the band. That is why we use the word "official" in our title. If the band prefers it, we will gladly remove the word. Now that thats cleared up, your mind is probably telling you, Wait, back up, did you just say roach and broach in the same sentence?
Yes we did! Apparently, turning roaches, living roaches that is, into fine jewelry is a new fashion fad. Lead singer of Ok Go, Damian Kulash, loves a fine broach. He wears broaches at every concert to hold down his tie. He becomes upset if one is lost or broken by a hyper-active fan. Because Damian loves to wear broaches, and because living roach broaches is the newest fashion fad, our group was founded.
Dating websites have testimonials, so why should we be any different! Here are what other Ok Go fans have said about the Official OkGo Roach Broach Society:
"ROACH BROACH PUTS OUT FIRE, SAVES 16 BABIES, AND FEEDS THE POOR. (AND IS A GREAT GIFT FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS)"--Lightamatch4me
"Hahaha! The one time I'm called a genius and its due to Roach Broaches... This society is already changing my life!"--agentnumone
"Roach Broaches helped me become a genius. They could change your life too. Just call 1-800-a-really-creepy-bug-will-not-really-help-you-in-life-e
ven-if-it-is-a-broach. And we will help you TODAY!"--annonymous
"This is diffusing my fear of roaches and all things insecty..."
"Its true... I have a fear of insects... but now whenever I see the bejewelled ones... I'm like thats pretty... and Its contradicting all of my previous beliefs."
We have a theme song! We hope one day to get one of the lads from the band to sing our song (since no one in our society appears to have any singing abilities of their own). Here is the "Official OkGo Roach Broach Society's" official song:
OK Go they are cool and live in a coach
But they go no where without their living roach broach
They sing and dance all day long
and they love to sing this roach broach song
Let them dance and let them play
Just dont let them get away!!
The living roach broach loves this song
You will sing it all day long
They spook your sister and your mom
But all your friends think they are the bomb
Your father tells you to put it away
and you tell him "He just wants to play!"
Tim and Dan think they are creepy
Damian and Andy think they are spiffy
Rose only wants to have some fun
And OK Go loves OORBS a ton
Music:
Roachies musical interests include: Ok Go of course!
And when he's not listening to those fine lads, Roachie prefers the following bands: Balsamic Reduction, The Puppet Must Speak, The Husbands of Yoko, Constuction on 60, Saturation Curve, Vomit Commit, Exterminate All Exterminators, Angel Cortex, Star Shaped Anger, Chrome Truth, Thorn Logic, Pain Glutton, Electric Bunny Slide, Snacking on Lunchmeat, I Say Yes, Toxic Babywipes, General Waste, The Paste and Copies
We are pleased to say that no roaches were harmed in the making of this video (at least none that we know of):
Movies:
When Roachie has too much caffeine:
Roachie enjoys junkfood:
On occasion, Roachie is great with knife throwing. It goes back to his days in the circus:
Books:
A lovely logo for OORBS drawn by one of our members:Yes, we are in the roach broach business, and we do it just for the sake of Ok Go
Heroes:
Tempe intends to make the lads (or at least Damian) a living roach broach, unless someone knocks some sense into her. Together, with oknow, she has started a society for people who are interested in this cause. Our cause is to beautify the world and spread mass advertising for Ok Go by using roaches.
We are the Official OkGo Roach Broach Society (OORBS). Dedicated to making the finest quality living roach broaches for Damian.
Our goals: to have a restraining order slapped on us or get bitch slapped by Damian (whichever comes first), trigger an international sensation in the name of Ok Go, and to get a reaction out of our dear Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore (he's just too calm, let's see if we can gross him out)
