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Scissorman

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About Me

MySpace Layout Editor MySpace Generators MySpace Comments MySpace Codes Icon CollagesThere are some who call me Alex but my real name is Rap Scallion and I am a master of disguise. I am ingenious at hiding and I am the fastest at running up stairs!! I am one half of the Palfreman-Brown design team. You couldn't call it fashion as that would entail making people blend into the crowd. We don't do that.I also enjoy helping out with costume at the theatre and have done a couple of bits for film. Clothes maketh the man (or woman).

My Interests

I'm still tweaking this space. Hence it doesn't quite fit right. Please be patient.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met everyone. There's no one left to meet. Like I said, I'm a master of disguise. That's probably why you don't remember me.

My Friend Space.
I have 1 friend. He is truly evil!

The Mad Hatter

Charlie

Edmund

Steph

Felix

S. Westwood

Absynthe

Rainbow Hilda

Tiger

Punky!

*Zellah*

Simon/AFAFilmsuk/

Ryan

Julian

Helen

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Music:

Tiger, Neutral Milk Hotel, Adam Ant, Siouxie and the Banshees, Johnny Cash, Pulp, Yhe Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, The Tigerlillies, Placebo, Pixies, Marilyn Manson, Haunted House/Circus music as a friend once described my music collection.

Movies:

Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin are all great. Jackie Chan's earlier films are amazing (the best bits of his more recent films tends to be the outtakes. Shame). Tim Burton is fantastic, especially the older films. Funny Bones starring Lee Evans is too funny. Old Sherlock Holmes films with Basil Rathbone.

Television:

Lost, The Mighty Boosh, QVC, Songs Of Praise, You've been framed is so much funnier since Harry Hill took over the narration, and I wish Tv Burp never ever finshed. Last Of The Summer Wine, The three stooges. The earlier Power Puff Girls, The Antiques Roadshow, Samurai Jack,

Books:

The Pirates in an adventure with scientist
The Pirates in an adventure with whaling
The Pirates in an Adventure with Communists all by Gideon Defoe. Theses are some of the funniest books I've read.
The Meloncholy Death Of Oyster Boy And Other Stories by Tim Burton
The Gashleycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey
Struwwelpeter by Dr Heinrich Hoffman
Edgar Allen Poe is great
Terry Pratchett's Disc World novels are definately worth checking out

Heroes:

Spiderman,
The prince of Persia,
Eric Draven,
The Pirate Captain,
Buster Keaton,
Jackie Chan,
Nick Park,

My Blog

Smoking Ban, Smoking Ban. Does whatever a smoking can...

I smoked my last cigarette at 10:30 on tuesday. You could say I'm feeling slightly edgy but the reasons are good. Smoking will kill me one day and I never want my sprog to have known me as a smoker. I...
Posted by Scissorman on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

Unfair Bank Charges

The bank hasn't admitted they were wrong. I didn't ever expect they would, but what they have done is offered me everything I asked for. So you could say I'm a very happy chappy!! If anybody wants so...
Posted by Scissorman on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

Recent stuff!!

Hey people. Loving the New Zealand, will post pics when I get back. My laptop died the day before we left so I'll be sorting that out before I can post again. Take care people. see you soon. x...
Posted by Scissorman on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

The Best Of The Web!! (updated weekly)

This is my 'Best of the Web' blog. Here I will be posting the oddest video I've seen that week and hopefully will update it weekly.I haven't updated in a while. I've been busy. get over it.Anyway, her...
Posted by Scissorman on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:48:00 PST

My doppelganger

The other day we were driving through town when I spotted what appeared to be me, driving in a car pulling out of a driveway. Rather than being surprised, all I could think was 'What am I doing in tha...
Posted by Scissorman on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:42:00 PST

Reclaiming unfair bank charges

(I will post some links at the bottom of this post)A few weeks back I had a phone call from my bank, telling me that I was overdrawn and that they'd really like it if I paid the money in to cover the ...
Posted by Scissorman on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST

Just finished my first tutorial on www.instructables.com

    Throw things short distancesHere is my first tutorial. How to make a trebuchet out of office supplies. Yay for being bored at work!!...
Posted by Scissorman on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

10 things that give me the FEAR

10 things that give me the FEAR 1. Spiders 2. Heights 3. Electricity 4. Slimey substances eg. vomit, fungal scum, a dogs venereal disease etc. 5. Ainsley Harriott's hands (see 4) 6. Touching the void ...
Posted by Scissorman on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:05:00 PST

Back with a vengance!

Well, hello my babies, I'm back! Glad to be too. I had some problems connecting to the interweb but have overcome those. Just posted a new vid for those who care and for some of those who don't. I'm o...
Posted by Scissorman on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:33:00 PST

A tiny eye pt. 2 and check out my vids

Woke up this morning, feelin' fine. Looked in the mirror, tiny eye! Doc gave me acid to put in it so it should be cleared up soon. If my eye dies, I am definately getting a patch with a Jolly Roger on...
Posted by Scissorman on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:21:00 PST