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Jim

Pretty Fly For a White Guy

About Me

Hey, it's me: Jim. I used to be in a bitch-ass kids T.V. show called 'Rosie and Jim'. Started in 1990 and went on for 8 fucking series'. When the show was axed in 1998 I was so pissed off. I got pissed all day everyday. Hangovers,puking...I was so fucking angry at the motherfuckers who axed the show. I did nothing but drink,smoke (pot) and do anti-social behaviour for 4 years. Then I discovered something called punk-rock. I was getting pissed in a pub and then I heard God himself. Or what I thought was God at the time. The jukebox played 'Anarchy In The U.K.' by Sex Pistols. You can see why I thought it was God, they are punk-rock gods! Then life changed., I got the best shitting damn album ever NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS HERE'S THE SEX PISTOLS! I was a motherfucking punk-rocker! I did what I did before, drink smoke (pot), anti-social behavior, but I also did punk-rocking. I saw the Pistols' on their 2003 re-union tour and it fucking blew me away! I was forced into rehab later that year as I was drinking to excess, smoking (pot) 100 times daily and fucking up this damn country with anarchy. In April 2006, I was released from rehab. I am kinda clean, I now only booze about twice a month, but when I do I get mega-pissed and I now smoke (pot) only 40 times a day! But I'm still ready to rock! I'm going to lip-sync kick-ass tunes and shove 'em online. Music video mania! Jim is back and ready to fucking punk-rock!

My Interests

PUNK ROCK! And making crazy music vids...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Sex Pistols, METALLICA, Rage Against The Machine, The Offspring, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Audioslave, NOFX, Less Than Jake, Tool, Black Eye Riot, Jumpin' Johnye, Guns'n'Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Soundgarden, MC Lars, Nether Region, The Beatles...

Movies:

The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle, The Filth and The Fury, Who Killed Bambi?, Some Kind Of Monster, Dirty Sanchez: The Movie...

Television:

DIRTY SANCHEZ!!! ... rosie and jim

Heroes:

Sid Vicious! Johnny Rotten,Paul Cook, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock,Malcolm McLaren. Dirty Sanchez- Joycey,Pancho Pritchard and Dainton.

My Blog

All I Want Music Video

moo moo mofo! my new music video of 'All I Want' by The Offspring is in the interests section in my profile now. here';s the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwtYKv9KgQ4 and here's the lin...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Music Video

Sup bastards! check out my new video of  'Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) by Tenatious D in the interests section on my profile. here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ouzeLRRf...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

A Garage Dayz Night Music Video

Sup fannys! check out my new video of 'A Garage Dayz Night' by Beatallica in the interests section on my profile. here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57MisxYCMY here's the link to...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

Them Bones Music Video

Sup you pieces of shit! check out my new video of 'Them Bones' by Alice In Chains in the interests section on my profile. here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH58iS3RvxI here's the...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

Battery Music Video

Sup cumfaggots! check out my new video of 'Battery' by Metallica in the interests section on my profile. here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEk1kjqeMBU here's the link to my youtu...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

All My Best Friends Are Metlheads Music Video

sup motherfuckers! check out my new video of 'All My Best Friends Are Metalheads' by Less Than Jake in the interests section on my profile. here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpWv...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

Hard Hampsters Music Video

hey you stupid dumbshit goddam motherfuckers! check out my new video of  'Hard Hampsters' by Jumpin' Johnye on my profile in the interests section NOW! here's the link for the vid on YouTube:http...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

Bitch Slap Music Video

hey you stupid little fuckers! check out my new video of 'Bitch Slap' by Black Eye Riot on my profile in the interests section NOW! here's the link for the vid on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST

Killing In The Name Music Video

hey assholes! check out my new video 'Killing In The Name' on my profile in the interests section NOW! here's the link for the vid on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buiwmEaNtck here's the lin...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

Come Out And Play Music Video

hey fuckers! check out my new video 'Come Out And Play' on my profile in the interests section NOW! here's the link for the vid on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3cfeGjfByY here's the link f...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST