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Big Biznesse

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About Me

Garfield meets Chaka

My Interests

sitting - laying down - issuing decrees and pronouncements from my bedchamber or whilst atop my high horse - smokes - morning beejs - socks and sandals - unsolved mysteries - shitty horoscopes - treehouses - desert mountains and sunsets - empty beaches and ghosty byways - stepping out now and then - gettin' right in there - racing clouds - punnery - dancing - living my life like it's golden.

I'd like to meet:

amateur hours and old timey ne'er-do-wells,Edgar Cayce, the sleeping prophet and Steve Martin, the crush that's dogged me since I was 3'10". Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers, but only over the phone of course!

Music:

Cruising Oldies and Smooth Jams - Harry Nilsson and Randy Newman

Movies:

The Jerk and The Party - The Cat People and The Curse of the Cat People - Raising Arizona

Television:

Some say it sucks, but I fucking LOVE Unsolved Mysteries - In Search Of with Leonard Nemoy - Roseanne - Seinfeld - Golden Girls - Highlander the Series - Kids in the Hall - Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

You Can't Win - The Bold Saboteurs - Mysteries (I'm talking about a specific book titled 'Mysteries' by Colin Wilson, not the genre mysteries, although I DO love curling up with a good whodunit . . . whodont?) - Pimp - Junky - The Executioner's Song - Drugs Are Nice - Snail - Blindness - Breakfast of Champions - Catch-22

Heroes:

DB Cooper - Steve Martin - Richard Pryor - Edgar Cayce - Joseph Campbell - Baby Amy Bezunartea

My Blog

Asshole Vinaigrette . . .

Is a smell you unwittingly bury your face into after stepping out of the shower and grabbing one of the dirty towels that your roommates or houseguests or fuck, probably your own damn self, carefully ...
Posted by Big Biznesse on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:26:00 PST

cig-free (d and Roy)?

I've committed to quit smoking on July 5th, a promise not only to my many fans that care about my health, but also as a gift to myself. I am getting more anxious as the date draws near. I am pretty ...
Posted by Big Biznesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ShitButt

Shit Butt. I had my colonic irrigation yesterday, and it was great. They stick two tubes up your butthole, one is "intake", where they push the water in, and one is "outake", through which they suc...
Posted by Big Biznesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tomorrow's the big day!

After work tomorrow I'm going for what JMo called my "butt blasting" - que muy exciting! So while you are running errands, watching the Simpsons, or eating dinner or a snack from 6-7 p.m. Pacific Sta...
Posted by Big Biznesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST