hot flashes |
Tonight me and Tiny celebrated finally getting "the fucking vinyl" of our album (plus cds and posters) by going to get gelato. I got hot pink rose mixed with Madagascar vanilla because I'm a big PMS'i...
Posted by HJ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:38:00 PST |
the face reader |
Today I was working at Lulu's and while I was outside smoking this dude (also smoking) in suit pants and a satin vest approached me. I already had my guard up because he had a clipboard, or a pocketbo...
Posted by HJ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Video wish list |
We're making a video soon and if anyone can donate the following items for our shoot, please let me know.*Thighmaster (in good working condition)*mini-trampoline*monocle*powdered wig (the more "our fo...
Posted by HJ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST |
stoned like a white balloon |
I'm high as FUCK on cold meds right now and procrastinating working on my screenplay. Here's some thangz I wanna do:*TOTAL BODY CLEANSE: enema, juice fast, ear candles, the whole nine. The way I've tr...
Posted by HJ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST |
servitude |
Tonight I served some serious face in the fashion show. It was really stressful before I did my walk. For some reason I can be onstage humping the air, grinding in 12-year-olds' faces, spread eagsing ...
Posted by HJ on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST |
LET THE BITCH CARRY |
Last night I spent seven hours with six men. One Danish, one German, a Pole, others of indeterminate origin, and most of them queens. Speaking of Queen, we made the club version of "Bohemian Rhapsody....
Posted by HJ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST |
She works up the block |
Just got back from the east coast, still on my mini vaycaysh. I miss my girls in NYC: Jonny, Bearesha, Cruella, Samantha, Ems, and Tiara Marie. We splurged bigtime on high end garments. I bought my fi...
Posted by HJ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Smell the barbecue |
So much has happened to me since last I blogged, I don't know where to start. Okay, lets not mince words here: I met Trent Reznor. He isn't all Goth Talk anymore, he's RED! Like gym-guy red. We're tal...
Posted by HJ on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST |
daily grizzind |
When I work a full-time job, this is what I become:
Yesterday I was so darn tuckered out from my long day at the office (and lack of sleep the night before because every time I cant get ahold o...
Posted by HJ on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:15:00 PST |
Melismania |
When singers sing like Mariah Carey and stuff draw out their words a million syllables, there's a name for it: melisma. It sounds like "OhhhhyeaaahYAYyyyyyeahhhyeahhHEYYYYyeahyeahyeahYAYYYYYAY." Ever ...
Posted by HJ on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:11:00 PST |
