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tika bite out of crime

the CPR was so erotic

About Me

my body is a wonderland.

www.godloafers.blogspot.com

My Interests

asymmetry, forts.

I'd like to meet:

oh, i don't care. meet me tonight. if you will dare, i will dare.

Music:

red red meat big star replacements fugazi cale young silver jews ELO.

Movies:

happiness, heathers, rushmore.

Books:

geek love, cruddy, j./c. brown, burian, l. moore, music 1963-1995.

Heroes:

amy sedaris.

My Blog

tropical painforest

this month, Brian "Head" Welch, formerly of hit band Korn, did a signing at my work. it was for his newest book, Save Me From Myself. it's about how he quit meth and Korn for Jesus. so many clean, kin...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:13:00 PST

WALK?

dear guy in wheelchair wearing a Pantera shirt with the lyrics to 'Walk' printed huge across the back,you win.truly,t.h.
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

expressive bro emotions

this happened a few evenings ago.i’m waiting at the 24th street bart, innoccently listening to, let’s say, En Vogue, when i hear a deep bro-groan of "Nuuuuuuugh!" through the second verse ...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:15:00 PST

power violence

this sucks so much it is hilarious:quoted from the east bay express, well known for covering all the important issues, a.k.a. personal style and california's most hated band.In Fashion, Sincerity Is t...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

BEAST ROAST

the summer of tika was escaping me for a time. it was terrible. so i went on vacation.i met kathryn and lucas in new york city. the east coast is a pizza power time master. we got free personal size p...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

fitting

this is what happened:but sometimes it's so hard to stop thinking about thinking....
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST

a bro of mine own

A few steps after leaving my History of Photography class, I look up to find a bro-ish type dude staring at me from down the hall. I give him the "-ish" because he is obviously the dude who was able t...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

spring break

it was weird because we brought almost all of our friends.enterprise tells us we can't take our car to washington. joanie says, "oh, well, then we'll just go to oregon." meanwhile, lindsay calls the s...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ART!!

this happened on april 12th, 2007, at the hollywood bowl in portland, oregon. it was majickal. alexis took this super close-up, which i believe really communicates the creative genius behind this alte...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

second bestselling novel

Whirlpool of blood, shark salad, does his vagina bleed too, will it hurt the first time can you get pregnant the first time and many other short vignettes into my life. It's just tiffany theisen now. ...
Posted by tika bite out of crime on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST