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Derek

I love the dead before they're cold...

About Me

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"Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel right at home..."

My Interests

CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY, SERIAL KILLERS, MY GIRLFRIEND (B.B.K.F.), LIZZIE BORDEN, WRITING, READING, COOKING, DRAWING/SKETCHING, COLLECTING STAR WARS MEMORABILIA, PLAYING DRUMS, MUSIC. Want to know more? Just ask.

I'd like to meet:

RICHARD RAMIREZ, NICOLE KIDMAN, AXL ROSE, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, YOUR MOM

Music:

ALICE COOPER, KING DIAMOND, MERCYFUL FATE, SLAYER, GUNS & ROSES, MEGADETH, KARINATIONS, THE CHARMS, GEORGE CLINTON & PARLIMENT FUNKADELIC, ALANIS MORISETTE, MISFITS, SOCIAL DISTORTION, ROB ZOMBIE, NEUROTIC OUTSIDERS, JIMMY BUFFETT, 45 GRAVE, ANTHRAX, IRON MAIDEN, ETC.

Movies:

STAR WARS, ANYTHING BY KEVIN SMITH, INDIANA JONES TRILOGY, ALL "UNVERSAL MONSTER" MOVIES (ESP. DRACULA), PET SEMETARY, GREEN MILE, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, FRIDAY THE 13TH, ANY VAMPIRE MOVIE NO MATTER HOW CHEESY, MOST HORROR MOVIES, STAR TREK MOVIES

Television:

LAW & ORDER, OZ, ANY FORENSICS SCIENCE SHOWS & DOCUMENTARIES, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK, MIND OF MENCIA, DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW, INVASION, LOST, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, ANGEL

Books:

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (LEMONY SNICKETT), STEPHEN KING, "NIGHT STALKER: LIFE & CRIMES OF RICHARD RAMIREZ" AND ANY OTHER SERIAL KILLER BOOKS, HARRY POTTER SERIES, J.R.R. TOLKIEN

Heroes:

ALICE COOPER & JACK THE RIPPER, MY GIRLFRIEND (MY BBKF)

My Blog

Salem Ghost Tours...My favorite gig!

  I am excited for Halloween already! I just got word that I will be doing security for a ghost tour again this season...but one of the tour "guides" who is a fiend of mine is going away in June ...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

Most people are retards part II.

 24-YEAR-OLD FACES LIFE FOR BURYING RETIRED COUPLE ALIVE.    JACKSONVILLE, fla--Jurors on Mondat convicted a 24-year-old man in the slayings of a retired couple who were buried alive in...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

Most people are retards!

 Grave revenge: Accused vandal trapped under headstone.    MERRILLVILLE, Ind.--Justice from the grave!    A man found trapped unconscious under a 1000 lb. tombstone in a ...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Trail of the dead.

   Yesterday's shooting of 32 people by a gunman weho apparently shot himself was the bloodiest single mass killing in U.S. history. Other mass murders in recent decades include: *George Hen...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

Just a little happy fact to brighten up your day...

  The massacres that took place in the city of Paris from September 2-6, 1792 were among the bloodiest episodes of the French Revolution, serving as a cruel prelude to the Reign of Terror of 1793...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

ORANGE CRUSH!

     VANDALS TOPPLE SAUGUS DINOSAUR--      Despite massive hind legs fortified with concrete and steel rods, the fiberglass Tyrannosaurus Rex was viciously Dino...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:15:00 PST

The 10 deadliest poisons...

The Top Ten Most Deadly Poisons1. Botulinum (ingested) It's hard to rank the lethality of toxins, but experts agree that botulinum  several orders of magnitude deadlier than sarin  is the gold stand...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

Ricard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez Letter #3

 O.K. So I got yet another letter in the mail today from convicted serial killer Richard "the night Stalker" Ramirez...this one creeped even ME out! HA! So, here it is folks, part three in my jou...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

FUCKING OUCH! That's all I can say...

Today's Distraught Yet Truly Morbid Fact!Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wedne...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

Pedophile freed for writing Dracula book.

   IASI, Romania--Finding Jesus might get you out of prison in the U.S.early. In Romania an American historian who is a convicted pervert found Dracula, and he's out.    Kurt W. Tr...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST