I'm just another Masshole.
~*~*Perfecting the art of hatin' on a daily basis~*~*~
First off, I need to start with a disclaimer for the naive and/or complete idiots:
I'm a personality. I have an image. I AM MARRIED.(so back up...nothing annoys me more than being hit on. Although a compliment is appreciated, please respect my boundaries and dont cross the line I have carved in stone when I said, "I do".)
Word vomit is my forte.
Some things that I say may or may not be true.
Sometimes I'm just trying to shock you.
Sometimes you never really know.
Sometimes I'll say, "just kidding"
Sometimes I wont.
BUT I DO NOT CENSOR MYSELF!
For the people who are offended and cant take a joke, you're useless and should kill yourself.
With that said, enjoy my rant here.
Take it as it is. Retards.
I am the reigning queen of all that is sleaze.
What I do:
I'm a permanent makeup artist at Stingray Bodyart in Allston, MA.
I model for Dastardly Dave (Dave Dawson) and he's better than you.
I'm a recording artist on Sleazegrinder Records.
Most importantly, I am a devoted wife and the happiness of my marriage is my number one priority.
My plate is always full and I spread myself too thin and I like it that way. It's how I function.
Here are some other facts:
I'm obsessed with makeup and cosmetic art.
Pushing the boundaries of beauty and turning the human form into a work of art, which most of the time means adding artificial enhancements (hey, if you dont have it, fake it :)
I'm always being judged. Nothing you have to say about me is original.
I'm not out to impress. I'm out to get mine.
I am fiercely devoted to those that I love.
I know alot of people..few that I call friends.
If you're my friend, you know it.
If anybody hurts someone that I love, I break their neck.
End of story.
My family is everything to me.
I dont have much left in that area, so I cherish who is still in my life.
I have a kitty named Jello Biafra.
He's family too. Fuck you if you dont consider cats as family. I do.
I play music.
I've gone solo after wiping my hands clean of the Kari Nations lineup.
I'm working on my album now which will be released on Sleazegrinder Records when I'm good and ready.
Stay tuned.
I live in the burbs now. I had to peel myself away from the city because I tend to over-indulge and get into lots of fun trouble.
I keep my private life PRIVATE now, so dont ask. (Edit: Except for what I choose to update you all on in my blog.)
I'm a contradiction. I like it that way.
I'm the most interesting person I know.
I dont get along with girls. Most of them are backstabbing whores.
I had to do some spring cleaning of "friends" recently.
They know why.
I have a big mouth and a sharp blade.
I am BRUTALLY honest.
I'm straight-up and uncensored.
I say whatever comes to mind.
I do whatever I want.
Because, really, who's going to stop me?
Sometimes I let things slide.
Sometimes I like to start shit. It amuses me when boredom strikes.
Sometimes I just decide that I dont like someone for no reason at all.
Trust me, you'll know.
I have hot shoes.
Not much class, but a-whole-lotta style.
I shop too much.
When I go out, I drink too much.
I dont talk much, unless I'm drunk, (or writing/talking about myself, obviously)
Oh, and honey, I ALWAYS win.
If you know me and want me to add you and you dont know my maiden name, (which is what you need to know to send me a request), email me.
I am not interested in collecting a bunch of "friends" on here that I do not personally know.
This is my personal profile for friends and my heros.
If you're a client, a future client, or a fan, please refer to either my makeup page (Permanent Makeup by Nikki Leitao) or my music page (Nikki Core), which can both be found on the top row of my top friends.
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