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The Demon Clown

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET PWNED...

About Me

Gentleman. Nerd. Cynic. Believer. Lifelong lover of language, music and stories. Defier of all things traditional, customary, normal, expected and assumed of me. Bottom line: I don't say, "I'm different," because everyone says they're "different", to the point where it's not even fucking unique anymore and the ones who claim difference are usually the most vapid. I'd rather prove that I'm unique through my words, thoughts and deeds.That being said, if you want to talk to me, e-mail me or IM me or something. I'm down to talk to most anyone. Also, check out my deviantART site because it pwns you. Peace.

Aaaaaand...check out my friend Mika's site:

My Interests


WRITING...and reading, of course. Stories are what shape people and history, all the interconnecting events and personal struggles, and I love 'em. Also - movies, video games, music, sleeping, walking around late at night, food and thinking about things.

I'd like to meet:

Maybe it's you, hit me up through MySpace e-mail/IM or, on AIM & YAHOO: TheDemonClown20

Music:

3 Doors Down
Ace of Base
Adema
Aerosmith
Aqua
Avril Lavigne
Bif Naked
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Blink-182
Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony
Bush (the band - FUCK THE PRESIDENT)
Dark Lotus
Dead Celebrity Status
Disturbed
Eminem
Evanescence
Godsmack
Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard
Insane Clown Posse
James Johnston
John Williams
Lacuna Coil
Linkin Park
Ludacris
Mack 10
Metallica
Michelle Branch
Nappy Roots
No Doubt
Otep
P.O.D.
Papa Roach
R.E.M.
Rammstein
Rehab
Rob Zombie
Samhain Witch Killaz
Staind
Swollen Members
t.A.T.u.
Tech N9ne
The Bloodhound Gang
The Cult
Trapt
Twiztid
WC
Westside Connection
White Zombie
Within Temptation
Zug Izland

Movies:

The STAR WARS Saga
The Fifth Element
Event Horizon
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
The Harry Potter Series
The Back To The Future Trilogy
Jurassic Park
K-Pax
Batman Begins
The Spider-Man Series
The X-Men Series
The Punisher (the one with Thomas Jane, not Dolph Lundgren)
Memento
Se7en
Hurlyburly
Sin City
Ghost World
American Beauty
Running Scared
Suicide Kings
Goodfellas
Gridlock'd
American Psycho
Stephen King's The Stand
The Usual Suspects
The Patriot
Gettysburg
Gods & Generals
Saving Private Ryan
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
The Ref
Team America: World Police
Coneheads
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Evolution
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Waiting
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
and a shitload of others that I don't feel like typing out right now.

Television:

Alias
Angel
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Cheat
Comedy Central Presents
Desperate Housewives
Family Guy
Firefly
Futurama
Grey's Anatomy
Lost
Scrubs
The 4400
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
X Play

Books:

STAR WARS
R.A. Salvatore's "The Legend of Drizzt" series
Ed Greenwood's "The Elminster Series"
"Fight Club" & "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk
"The Zombie Survival Guild: Complete Protection From The Living Dead" & "World War Z: An Oral History Of The Zombie War" by Max Brooks
and pretty much anything by Robert J. Sawyer & Timothy Zahn.

Heroes:

George Lucas, Joss Whedon, Kevin Smith and Mick Foley

My Blog

Rant-tastic No. 8: "A-A-A-A-ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!"

According to the latest edition of UK gaming magazine "Games TM", it seems that Rare might be working on Killer Instinct for the Xbox 360. This would help developer Rare out immensely since they've ha...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

My Best Friend Is A Goddamn Genius (And Yours, By Default, Is Not)

I was talking to Trey just a minute ago and I asked him what he was doing.  He had a simple two-word response:"Crackin' it"And I instantly got what he meant.  He refers, like most, to his ne...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:28:00 PST

CIRCUIT SHITTY

My sister wanted to buy a new computer tonight so, me being the resident tech nerd in the house, I went up with my mom to Staples to scout out this one Compaq desktop for her.  After that, I went...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

Vampires vs. Math

Found this article on LiveScience.com:A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.University of ...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

"This is just a series of things that are pissing me off"...

...so sayeth none other than the true king of comedy, George Carlin.  For some reason, it's like every news story I've read lately has just totally fuckin' incensed me through it's utter stupidit...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST

Pedophile pwn3d

Officials: Inmate got 'Katie's Revenge' tattoo by forceMan, that's awesome.  That guy should be forced to keep that tattoo forever.  He's serving a life sentence, but even if he were to som...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

In The Money

I'm watching the E! Network right now and they're doing an episode of "True Hollywood Story" about the "Curse of the Lottery".  I've Right now, they're talking about some guy named Jeff Holmberg ...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

The Perils Of Protectionism

I just finished watching "Jackass:  The Movie" for the first time all the way through.  First off, that movie was hilarious.  I think those dudes are complete idiots for doing half the ...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:21:00 PST

Second Drafty Goodness

I'm probably gonna start on draft 2 of "Somewhere, Dave's Prayed For" soon, and this time I'm going to take my time and do it right.  Yeah, I know the first draft was only supposed to take me lik...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST

Download mah Silent Hill story!!!

I posted the download links as a bulletin, but I figured that if other people on my friends' friend lists posted as many bulletins as the one on my list do, it'd be buried in the deluge pretty quickly...
Posted by The Demon Clown on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST