Glorificus

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:: Glorificus ::
status - single
age - 25
zodiac - scorpio
height - 5'6
build - thin
sex - female
orientation - straight
:: what i'm here for ::
the key
shopping
beating the slayer to death
my key!
reclaiming godhood
:: a hell god on the go ::
whenever i'm not sending my minions off to look for my key, i'm shopping. not that there's actually anything good here. sunnydale has far too many demons and not enough retail outlets, and it's a shame, because i look great in prada
:: my key ::
well as you know, you should never send a minion to do a hell god's job, which is why i've begun taking initiative in finding my key. i got a hold of someone who could tell me where it is, but mousey the vampire slayer came in and took my monk-y away! she's always sticking her nose in where it's really not wanted. that is really just one of the reasons why i hate it here, and I’m not talking about this room or this city or this state or this planet. I’m talking about the whole mortal coil now, you know? It’s disgusting! The food. The clothes. The people. I could crap a better existence than this. and the problem is that it's affecting me. i'm starting to feel things. i'm a god, i'm not supposed to feel anything. the mortal realm is contaminating me. The whole mortal meat sack comes complete with stink and bile sweat and protein - Yes, I said humans! Not now! Mommy’s talking! Wriggling, piling, prowling, crawling, clowning, cavorting, doing it over and over and over and over until someone’s going to sit down on their tuffet and make this birthing stop!?
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