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FEIGNING A WAY

Faith is often the boast of the one who is to lazy to investigate.

About Me


I think Im much more interesting in person. I dont know, maybe its just me, but Im not quite sure a computer profile can capture my essence. Realistically, I could be 40 years old, male, and a serial killer. Which is probably more exciting than the truth, considering middle-aged serial killers are very popular these days.
I am bi-pedal. I also have opposable thumbs. I am not trying to say I'm better than anyone, it's just that I am gifted with the ability to manipulate objects, fashion tools, and construct rudimentary pulley and lever systems. Also, I was born with only two wisdom teeth. I attribute this to me being slightly more evolved than my fellow human being. Its just science.
I dont eat meat (anything with a central nervous system)....or dairy. No Im not one of those crazies, but I do think dairy farmers are copping a feel when they milk a cow. 8 is better than 2 right? Okay, nuff about food...
I love music. Making it, changing it, recording it, dancing to it, listening to it. Im into just about anything you can do with it.
I am back in school. Again. This time to secure a degree that will allow me to serve humanity in a greater capacity. I am majoring in psychology. I love me some crazy people!!
You Are An ENFJ
The Giver
You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?
I work out, and I dont just say I do. I teach people how to move in the medium we spent the first nine months of our lives. Its amazing what we forget, and what we remember. Can you blow bubbles?
I am an advocate for children. They are life's honesty, and the most humble people you will ever meet. Be mindful in their presence.
Just in case you forgot...I'm also a ninja!!!
Im curious...emotional...careful...disciplined...passionate...s tubborn...loud...down to earth...convicted...spontaneous...yet unpredictable...to a fault.

My Interests

Audio/music, dancing, kids, world domination, fruits and vegetables (the food, and the people), NPR, water, working out, alternate transportation, riding my bike/rollerblading, my gorgeous party life, yoga, my computer(s) and all my other crazy gear..

I'd like to meet:

Breakers, musicians, the faithful but godless, those who think meat is passe, and their body is their temple. In other words...Dancing, singing, atheist vegetarians who like to work out!!! Be Humbled, Be Inspired...
Also, anyone gangsta enough to be fair, decent, honest, and make feeble attempts at righteousness. DAIRY FARMERS NEED NOT APPLY

Music:

HOUSE MUSIC!!!, jazz standards, lena horn, jack johnson, jason mraz, bare naked ladies, ella fitzgerald, george gershwin, O.D.M., green velvet, glenn underground, sam cooke, david gray, paul johnson, billy holiday, postal service, echo, regina spektor, bebel gilberto, jewel, cole porter, blah, blah, blah

Movies:

Pi, requiem for a dream, American Beauty, i heart huckabees, what the bleep do we know!, harold and kumar go to white castle, American History X, ALL ZOMBIE MOVIES (its the most realistic horror there is), 70's porn, napolean dynamite, anchor man, Super Size Me

Television:

I dont own a television. Ive made a vow to eliminate frivolous media in my life.

Books:

Lucifer Principal, The Great Divorce, Holographic Universe, The Bible, The Catcher in the Rye, 1984, A Brief history of time, The Four Noble Truths, Mind OS,Running With Scissors, any books on audio/recording, Living Buddha/Living Christ, The Miracle of Mindfulness, Sacred Origins of Profound Things, Conversations with God, The Compassionate Life, Wicked

Heroes:

People with reckless abandon. My students.

My Blog

Whats the MATTER??? Really???

Mother nature creates us.Father time destroys us. We make the journey back to eternity-Without thought; without feeling; without memory. Past, present and future converge on a single point called exi...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!

Medicine is bitter when it's your own..... width="425" height="350"> ..>...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

I cant stand surveys!!!!! Yay!!!

Longest relationship:8 inchesShortest relationship:It ended at helloHow many boyfriends/girlfriends have told YOU that THEY love you?Infinity Squared x 2You ever thought that you were going to marry t...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED?!?!?!?

FOOLED YA!!!!! Sam does not get naked on myspace. If you are interested in checking out the goods, you can take me out like a gentleman. ;)
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

ROY G BIV

Somewhere over the painted sky is a murderer. A gale wind blows, and the gift is a suffering.Love, reason and bravery hitchhike on an empty road. They wait patiently for a stranger to claim them.Ther...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

INCUBUS OR SUCUBUS?

I do not inspire men. I cannot be a helpless woman. Nameless but fruitful. Oh Lilith! Why hast thou forsaken me!Would they drop to their knees if they found me wanting? Prostrate to my birthright...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:40:00 PST

HaPpy!!! HaPPy!!! JOy!! joY!!

The sky was percolating. Reflecting pools form in memorial to former selves. Repercussing the ocular echoes that reverberate my essence.We are wisps of smoke. We are candy coated cavities. Hollow ...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:26:00 PST

Girls arent s'posed to be funny

Why is it the more humorous I am, the less attractive I become to the opposite sex??I was listening to NPR the other day, and the topic was a study done on humor and attraction. Interestingly, when m...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

BODY TYPE

Okay, so I am really disappointed with the number of people who have listed their body type as "athletic". Maybe I should clarify the term with a definition:athletic (adj)- 1. Of or befitting athleti...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

Deep thoughts by...

The Wisdom of Jack Handey If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.Once while wal...
Posted by FEIGNING A WAY on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST