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ABOUT ME;; be prepared, im a talkative soul. well, my name is rose gardner no im not joking, so have a laugh because my mother is a dork. i am a bookworm. my best friend lives far away from me. his dad calls me prickle. im loyal confident feisty impatient and determined. i do not wear red eyeshadow to achieve the battered woman emo look and i do not have a fringe nor do i waste countless amounts of money on my hair. i fucking love r&b and hip hop so shoot me motherfucker, im ghetto i have a huge ass and nobody complains and chances are i get more than you anyway. dont introduce me to your friends because chances are they will like me better than you. i always have money, and if you dont have any get a fucking job. i love everything in huge quantities! im born in the year of the dragon. i have brains and beauty. im not a nutter i just flatly refuse to take your shit his shit or her shit and be walked over. i drink soy milk and i am not a fairy. im hidiously easy to please. i have a shit sense of humour and im only funny when im drunk and i drink alot. i like to sleep an awful lot. im maori but you cant tell. and i dont know where im from cos my dad is a wackjob. im the girl people bitch to and confide in, and i am the girl who smiles when they walk all over me afterwards. i will annihilate u in singstar. i love junkfood! i have huge morals and i laugh when people knock them. im a good girl hence why i have glasses, its proof. i look years older than what i am and it drives me utterly mad, cos i feel it too. i have an odd tattoo that says the word if , and people constantly ask me what it says because two letter words are extremely hard to read now days. apparently. i get aggravated when people buy me cadbury roses for christmas because its not original and hasnt been for 18years and never will be. i dont think that confidence should have boundaries - i am proud to be self absorbed, for the time being, while nobody else is absorbing my greatness. karma and me get along pretty well. i have to pretend to like most music to get along with my friends. :) i have to help people out when their sad otherwise my brain pops and my eyes water. my reasons are never excuses. my excuses are lies. i dont like accents cos i get frustrated when i cant understand people properly. i throw things when im mad. i swear a shitload, but im polite. i dont have dreads even tho it would fit my persona. i get called a hippy, but im not because im far too materialistic. perhaps im just a greenie. i complain a tad too much. i piss people off deliberately when they refuse to let themselves be wrong. and when ive pissed them off too much i say something stupid and they smile and laugh and forget about it. i constantly do stupid things, unintentionally, to hurt myself. i fall for crappy jokes and pranks. as well as crappy guys. i like to do what my mother tells me not to. i love to dance. i find it funny when people try to disguise their insecurities with passion to create a pretty blanket. im a leo, roar. i believe that it always takes two to tango. freedom isnt something you strive for, its something you accept. never once have i fallen for a hot guy. im prone to rambling, especially when the topic is moi. im articulate & blatant and sometimes thats mistaken for sarcasim. its not. i give truely awesome back massages. i cant function right without a wee bit more sleep than everyone else in the house. i always say tad! im passionate & cultural, and hard to perceive at times. im into all that starsign astrology stuff. i love music, and writing. & i like the daft stuff like aromatherapy, reflexology, and homeopathy. i like to mediatate. urban hippy or what not. and preserving what natural resources we have left. yay for trees! i fucking love my mates. xxx;;INTERESTS;;fine male specimens, natural health, music, massage, sunshine, aromatherapy, going up north, meditation, free spirits, other peoples religon, culture, booze & junk food, snow, hippies, port royal, camping, toast, greenpeace, outdoors, kayaking, beaches, tattoos, sleeping, art, writing, clothes, beer, having bush fever, yadda yadda;;