kelly smelly A.K.A Tighty whitey

About Me

i'm tall, white and ready to fight. i like to make out with bean burritos and i take the whole enchilada. Rumor has it that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and my mom got mad because they stepped on her flowers, so i told them to go around back. That's how i like it!!! Check me out on "girls gone wild", volume 3. BABY, I'M FOR REAL!!! GRASSHOPPA!!!Im too sexy for you

My Interests

waxing my lips, getting my butttox massaged, looking at myself in the mirror, dancing naked in the rain, and basically me!!!

I'd like to meet:

oH god where do i start. My future babie's daddie's are gonna be LL Cool J, Pharrell, Phillippe Vallejo, Madonna,Tony Montana, Andy Garcia, Johnny Depp, Gwen stefani, and last but not least, you know who you are!!

Music:

Old, now, new, and all of the above!!

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Madonna - Justify My Love --

Movies:

anything with blood, violence, naked people, and food! oh and of course, a lot of liquer.

Television:

reality shows (paris and nicole), soft porn, any show that makes me feel better about my life.

Books:

books are overrated unless they have pictures.

Heroes:

R. Kelly, Elena Bobbit, Martha Stewart, J.Lo, Dr. Ruth, Hannibal, Micky and mallory, Gstavo and angie, mi madre, and all the hookers from 82nd to 195th, oh yeah and check out Elisa Magana!!