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allie

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About Me


*I was arrested while trying to inspect a missile plant for weapons of mass destruction.
*I have a strange fetish involving state capitols.
*My cousin dated one of the guys from Milli Vanilli.
*Al Franken called my dorm room in my freshman year in college.
*I was named after my mom's childhood boxer.
*I'm a Houstonian who hates George W. Bush.
*I speak Hindi poorly.
*I was in a Girl Scout cookie commercial in 2nd grade.
*If I send an Icebreaker to you, I probably think you're hot, but I'm too po' to buy the premium service, so . . . and if you message me, be sure to include your contact info, because I can't reply to you without paying for it! Sorry I am such a poor cheapskate. I am a Democrat. :-/

What kind of puppy are you??

Cute puppy
Your basically normal, but your a great companion for that lonely someone!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water first.
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 24
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? cabin whore
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no

My Interests



Which Barbie Are You?

Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.

I'd like to meet:

they are trustworthy, your heart, sexy, Seth MacFarlane
How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say We fit together.
Your eyes say You"re amazing.
Your hugs say This is where you are meant to be.
Your kisses say You mean the world to me.
Your body says I just want to hold you.
Your heart says Ich liebe dich.

Music:

Doors, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Toad the Wet Sprocket, marvelous 3, Blonde Redhead, The Eels, Slightly Stoopid, lindsay lohan, copeland, night and day, Hot Rod Circuit, Nightwish, fat joe, Collective Soul, Brad Paisley, john mayor, Ben Lee, Snoop Dog, faith hill, From Autumn To Ashes, Carlos Vives, underoath, thursday, Journey, Biggie, the rocket summer, FEAR FACTORY

Movies:

Newsies

Television:

boston legal, Living Single, Cold Case, Drawn Together, Cops, Chapelle Show, Jerry Springer, X-Men, the oc, cartoons

Books:

Tuck Everlasting, alice in wonderland, The Alchemist, Glitter Graphics, kurt vonnegut, Nine Stories, Flannery O'Connor, A Time To Kill, trainspotting, tuesdays with morrie, The Hours, middlesex, The Koran, Great Gatsby, The Koran, the wedding, perks of being a wallflower, Neverwhere, a prayer for owen meany, Good in Bed, aNyThInG shakespear, Grapes of Wrath, A Clockwork Orange, The Sun Also Rises, Arial, Summer Sisters, The Outsiders, All Souls, THE PROPHET, THE COLDEST WINTER EVER