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Kirk

There is no forever, just today.............................

About Me



FIRST OF ALL: One of these days I WILL put some actual stuff on here that's truly about me, but until then, I'm WAY TO Busy to "PIMP OUT" my Myspace page. Not to mention, HTML is a BITCH, and I've got better things to do! So you want to know more about me, message me. Until then, ROLL with the Humor people! just roll with it!

Some people call me SPECIAL K others call me Kaptain Kirk or Mr. Jorgen von Humpernicklestrausskindervongrubersan!

my friend...............................

My Interests



Pirates, NOT NINJA'S
*incase you were wondering*

Illustration, Drawing, Painting and all that entails

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!,
Pigeons
Sucker Fish
goats
shaved cats
Mer-Men *because they're penis-less and I can laugh at them*

pot
pans
squirells
cherry slurpee's
Q-Tip's *but not on my bathroom FLOOR PEOPLE!

comic books
porn *a must!*
little plastic and metal army men

Movies *scary movies, funny movies, porn, did I mention porn?*

Beer and all of his WONDERFULL friends like Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Bourbon and many many others

BBQ's
Paintball
Crayonball
chalkball
pretty much ALL ball's but Man Balls, well mine are the exception.

And Much more to come! OHH Boy, I bet you can't WAIT!

I'd like to meet:

That FAT GUY from the TV show lost so I can play with his head AND OF COURSE..............

Fun and interesting people would be nice to meet also, but ZOMBIES still take precedence over that. So just a WARNING, If we meet some place and there just happens to be Zombies kickin' it nearby also.... your S.O.L! Sorry.........

Music:

Killswitch Engage
Death Machine
Mudvayne
Meshugga
Lamb Of God
Pantera
Tool
Zero Hour
Garbage
Deftones
Soulfly
Perfect Circle
Smashing Pumpkins
Artillery Hell
In Flames
Soilwork
Faith No More
Nevermore
Arch Enemy
Devin Townsend
Strapping Young Lad
Dead Man In Reno
Fear Factory
Dillinger Escape Plan
Pain Of Salvation
Sepultura
Marilyn Manson
Job for a Cowboy(these guys FUCKIN OWN!)
my 70's Starwars Disco Vinyl record, mostly anything but NOT country (the "TWANG" steals your soul.... slowly, but it does)

Movies:

Tim Burton movies, except Ed Wood..... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Comic Book movies either kick ass or SUCK ass so it depends

Horror movies are cool ... then again..unless they suck

JESUS!! do you really expect me to list ALL the movies I like.... forget it. Here's the first five movies that come to mind.

Nightmare Before Christmas
Falling Down
Waiting
The way of the gun
StarWars (the original 3 not the SHITTY ASS Episode 1,2 and 3 shit)!! Fuckin' lucas.... but i can't blame him, I'm a whore too so I'd probably sell out worse than he did.... ahhh money

Television:

I love animation, not a big fan of the reality tv thing.

LOST is like TV CRACK and DEADWOOD kicks some serious ass as well. If I do say so myself.

Books:

E.A Poe and H.P Lovecraft come to mind.............. *woot woot!*

Heroes:

Pirates and DEAD NINJA'S killed by Pirates.

WHO LIVES IN A............. ..........sometimes i wish i did.

My Blog

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob   what does it mean?????? WHO FUCKIN KNOWS??? Well, the John and that other guy probably knows.............
Posted by Kirk on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

RE-POST of a Bulletin: IMPORTANT!! BULLETINS are fuckin' lame but THIS IS GOOD SHIT PEOPLE!

The following is a Re-Post of a Bulletin I posted on November 13th. I think it's a VERY IMPORTANT Public Service Announcement that deserves attention. ----------------------- Alright, First of all, I ...
Posted by Kirk on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

So this is what a blog is........................................

wow......................................... i'm impressed.           *fucking gay!* BENDER IS GREAT!!!!...
Posted by Kirk on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST