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professor mike

I need some damn telomerase.

About Me

My name is Mike, and I am an individual of amiable character. My purpose in life is to involve myself in intellectual thinking and to become a chemist in a society ruled by overbearing elitemen. To do this I have entered the realm of the University world surviving all formidable assignments unleashed from it. Hopefully my future scientific innovations wont be used belligerently by cantankerous politicians to cause melancholy and malice throughout the geosphere but most likely they will. Besides this my other hobby is guitar, and I love to shred for hours at a time and am looking to start a band up. Well if you want to discuss intellectual matters, science at the macro or quantum levels, communism, guitar or if you just want to be my friend or think im a desirable object to the eye then you should im me. MY aim sn is putridleukorrhea form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 2/22/1986
Birthplace: In a Hospital somewhere
Current Location: San Jose
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german, polish, irish, Russian, blackfoot
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black DC's
Your Weakness: Hot Women
Your Fears: Spiders, Hair in my mouth
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and Chicken with a crust full of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become involved in polymer research
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hows it goin
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: there all equally horrific
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Carls Jrs
Single or Group Dates: single but groups are cool too
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton suckas
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: attempting to quit
Do you Swear: Fuck yea
Do you Sing: I Attempt to make disgruntled discordant growlings
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: i guess so
Do you want to go to College: I am there and plan to stay for a long time
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess I'm alright
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: haha Parents thats a good one
Do you like Thunderstorms: Those rule
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: definitely
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not this month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never eaten a box to myself
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope its been a good month i guess
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: havent done that yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: haha yea
Ever been Drunk: repetitive questions suck, of course
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: happily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Chemist, maybe creating space materials
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: black
Number of Drugs I have taken: a moderate amount
Number of CDs I own: 100's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lost count
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Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests


Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test science, music, guitar, blast beats, guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, elementary particles, quantum mechanics, chocolate milk, mixing chemicals, baseball, big trucks, tanks, paintball guns, steaks, brownies, the beach, bogey boarding, throwing water balloons at people, campfires, lightning, snow, beer, poker, south park, comedies, french fries, tahoe, girls, jetfighters, experiments, decaying animals, destroying the ozone layer, boobs, the smell of gasoline, sleep, drunken sex, regular sex, shaving my head bald, communism, the green party, the destruction of capitalism, socialism, defiling the right wing, swings, swimming, running, going to metal shows, colorado, cowboy hats, horseback riding, neck massages, the mountains, oakridge mall, cold beds, swimming, hot tubs, gatorade, playing football, weightlifting, punching things, titty twisters, mosh pits, romantic walks, breaking boards, santa barbara, the boardwalk, looking for wildlife, chasing wildlife, eating wildlife, world domination, genetic engineering, starting fires and then putting them out, skateboarding, biking, sweep picking, placentas, tetrahydracannabinol, hanging out at christian's, talking shit to the neffersons, grand theft auto, hackey sack, and ummmm basically

I'd like to meet:

Awesome people

Music:

Slayer, Megadeth, Dream theater, Emperor, dimmu borgir, cannibal corpse, dissection, sodom, deicide, morbid angel, old metallica, jason becker, iced earth, iron maiden, old school rap, crazy ass techno shit, marty friedmen, racer x, ministry, exhumed, zero hour, jasun tipton, king diamond, mercyful fate, venom, bathory, impaled, dekapitator, in flames, noctuary, arch enemy, night wish, mayhem, burzum, mortician, cephalic carnage, suffocution, pantera, ice-t, run dmc, andre nickatina, death, death angel, immortal, bal-sagoth, carcass, napalm death, sepultura, gwar, yngwie malmsteen, joe satriani, steve vai, gorgoroth, darkthrone, dark funeral, dark tranquility, helloween, anal cunt, obituary, testament, stratovarius, gamma ray, artillery hell, lords of the manor, opeth, motorhead, dio, judas priest, black flag, nuclear assault, cradle of filth, kreator, unearth, possessed, sonata arctica, symphony x, michael angelo batio, pagan reign, therion, evergrey, naglfar, gorguts, zyklon, ancient, dokken, van halen, graveworm, old man's child, norther, bergthron, metal lucifer, mystic forest, uvall, behemoth, krisiun, incantation, moonspell, bloodbath, dark moor, marduk, borknagar, angel corpse, impaled nazarene, infernum, fates warning, amon amarth, defleshed, disgorge, fleshgrind, in flames, necrophagia, neurosis, regurgitation, six feet under, troltaar, dixie dregs, meshuggah, necrophagist, vital remains, terry bozzio, nevermore, infected mushroom, the exploited, the dead kennedy's, kenny g, miles davis, sinergy, conway twitty, johny cash, lionel richie, michael hedges.....and pretty much anything else that isnt emo music, linkin park, or green day.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

saving private ryan, platoon, clockwork orange, schindler's list, apocalypse now, full metal jacket, mad max, the road warrior, terminator, clerks, clerks 2, jay and silent bob strike back, cannibal holocaust

Television:

nova series, the news, history channel, seinfeld, south park, police chases, cops, any science shit, saturday night live, simpsons, its always sunny in philadelphia

Books:

A Brief history of time, the universe in a nutshell, Communist Manifesto, Beowulf (i dont think that epic counts as a book but it was pretty awesome), chemistry textbooks, Lords of Chaos, Lord of the Flies, guitar tablature, angels and demons, guns germs and steel

Heroes:

Kary Mullis