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Sir Christopher E. Biggelsworth III, MD, ESQ, KBE

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called Life

About Me

I'm a small, petty, jealous person. I'm narrow minded, self-centered, and I have no sense of humor. I don't get out much. My personal hygene has been described as offensive, and I hate children.Also, I like taffy.

My Interests

This train carries saints and sinners, This train carries losers and winners, This train carries whores and gamblers, This train carries lost souls, This train-Dreams will not be thwarted, This Train-Faith will be rewarded, This Train-Hear the steel wheels singin',This Train-Bells of freedom ringin'.This train carries broken-hearted, This train-Thieves and sweet souls departed, This Train carries fools and kings, This Train All aboard

I'd like to meet:

A 8 foot tall gold penguin who speaks Spanish. That would be cool!

Music:

Beatles, Rolling Stones, Ramones, Replacements, Prince, Johnny Cash, Waylon & Shooter Jennings, Faces, Sex Pistols, the CLASH!, The Kinks, Who, Tiffany, Otis Redding, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Hank Williams, Gentleman Jim Reeves, REM, The Damned, The Jam, Big Star, Mandy Moore, U2, the Pixies, Hole, Van Morrison, George Harrison, Led Zepplin, The Raincoats, Biggie, Tupac, Run DMC, Motown, Madonna, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Deadly Snakes, The Detroit Cobras, Scout, Lyle Lovett, Elvis, Steve Earl, early Rod Stewart (before he sold his soul to the devil), Holli Williams, Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf, Chuck Berry, Roy Orbison, Aretha Franklin, The Buzzcocks, Talking Heads, The Rainy Day Saints, Randy, The Black Crowes, Debbie Gibson ("Out of the Blue" only, please!), Motorhead, the Beach Boys, Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Pink Floyd, the Real Kids, Bob Dylan, Kanye West, Jay Z, Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, the Flaming Lips, Patti Smith, Bad Brains, the Dead Kennedys, Whiskytown and Ryan Adams, Townes Van Zant, Paul Westerberg, Kate Bush, Loretta Lynn, the White Stripes, Patty Griffin, Tom Waits and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Muthafuckin Band.

Movies:

The Searchers, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Almost Famous, Vacation, 16 Candles, the Breakfast Club, Sin City, Kill Bill, Hitchcock, all Jimmy Stewart, James Cagney and Humphry Bogart movies, Brando, most film noir of the 40s and 50s, Some Like it Hot and most of Marilyn Monroe's stuff, To Kill a Mockingbird, bla bla bla

Television:

Buffy, Simpsons, Arrested Development. Everything else sucks.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, all Calvin and Hobbs, the Bible, the Message, Why Christianity Must Change or Die, history and politics, Let the Trumpet Sound-the life of Martin Luther King Jr., The Autobigraphy of Malcolm X, George Carlin's books, The World's Religions, The Art of Happiness, The Idiot's Guide to Zen Living, America-the Book, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, ummm...other stuff

My Blog

Everything Happens for a Reason

"Everything happens for a reason"You hear that all the time, don't you? I certainly have friends who say it. Every time someone's gerbil dies or someone misses getting crowned Miss Cumquat or whateve...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

It Ain't No Sin To Be Glad You're Alive

This is something I wrote last night for no good reason. Since I think we're feeling sort of the same these days I thought I'd send it to you:"ARE YOU ALIVE?""ARE YOU ALIVE?"The voice was urgent. It w...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:52:00 PST

Greasers DO NOT Cry!!!!

Ok, I'm not one of those people who send funny You Tube videos to my friends, but I've been obsessed with this guy FOREVER. I have this on videotape and I've shown everyone I know and it's FINALLY on ...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

I See Dead People

Have you noticed that lots of police shows now take place AFTER the murder has taken place? "CSI," "Bones", "Cold Case", "Numbers", "Ghost Whisperer" "Tru Calling" ect. Aren't all these shows about so...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

I Have Some Questions, Damnit!

So I have some questions. These are things I could never quite figure out:* Was Popeye's nemesis named Bluto or Brutus? He seemed to have go by both names. And why were they fighting over Olive Oil? W...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:44:00 PST

If You Love Someone Set Their Car On Fire

Iâm not quite sure why, but Iâve chosen to live in New Jersey my whole life. Almost all of my friends live in Manhattan and regard me as something of a curiosity-like Iâm a Platypus or something. A...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

Dollywood

$19.99In case you wanted to budget your budget it costs $19.99 to watch God create the universe, the Angels heavenly battle and Lucifer's fall, Jesus' birth, life, death and resurrection and eventual ...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

Ring of Fire

A week ago I posted a blog about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s article in Rolling Stone about the real, indisputable evidence that the 2004 election was stolen. (see below). Now you can hear him talk about ...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

Was the 2004 Election Stolen?

This is probably the most terrifying thing you'll ever read:http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/10432334/was_the _2004_election_stolen
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST

I've been thinking....

I really miss that Boys II Men guy who was always on his knees with his fists clenched. He was an intense young man. He wanted to make love to you VERY badly.What happened to Boys II Men anyway?...
Posted by An Unexpected Error Has Occurred on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:07:00 PST