The love of my life!*****I am NOT a whore!!! I DON'T sleep around! I DON'T trade private pics! I DON'T do web cam! I love myself, love my body, love the female form, and have no problem with nudity. I'd LOVE to get some better, professional shots up if anyone would like to help me out!*******I love tattoos, piercings,wigs, quirky folks with interesting fashion choices, ART, artists of all kinds and simply being offbeat! Love me or hate me, Im gonna love myself!!!
You're Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but
either way you seem to make the guys swoon and
the girls jealous and girls think of you as a
"slut" or "bitch". Again,
you're beautiful, they're not...right?
Which Bettie Page Are You?
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You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man.
You like your drinks like you like your men...hard!
What alcoholic drink are you?
EVERYONE!!!
Although, I already have the best friends!!! They even write poetry about me:
Posted: Jan 23, 2006 6:08 AM
For the Respect of Beth
Few women, are so outspoken,
so polite, so refined,
a seamless motion.
To fight for what's right,
To answer for those who've been wronged,
To be a beacon of light,
To be a woman, so strong.
With greatest respect,
In fact, admiration,
You captured not just my heart,
Perhaps, our entire nation.
You are a guiding light, a glow,
So preserved and unpretentious,
A true spirit of human kindness,
So many men, deserve you much less.
I'm not a poet, a prophet,
A writer, nor a preacher,
But who on earth could ever respect,
Anyone other than a teacher?
We've known each other yet a short while,
and all along, each message brings me a smile.
Your charming wit, your positve tone,
All along, I feel I'm not alone.
Only a woman's touch, be it in flesh or in its text,
Can bring a man to realize
You are something special,
Not ordinary... the BEST!
And so I leave you with these parting words my child,
You are special, unique,
Intrigueing all the while,
And all I look for each day,
Is your message with your MySpace smile! :-)
The best I could do.... I'm not really a poet... but I do respect what you stand for! Hopefully tomorrow the boards will be turned over to you.
With deepest respect,
****
You Are 20% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
How Weird Are You?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an intensely passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.
What Temperment Are You?
I like anything and everything:
I love, love, LOVE The Stones and Aerosmith! There's just something about a man that looks like a piece of beef jerky. Ha, ha! Also a big fan of Prince, Bowie, Frank Zappa, Jay Z, Tool, Bjork, Al green, Fiona Apple, Metallica, G Love, Van Halen, ELO, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Joel, Tupac, old Green Day, Floyd, Burl Ives, STP, James Taylor, the Pretenders, B.I.G., Rage,Marvin Gaye, GNR, Queen, Johnny Cash, Ben Folds, Springstein, Ice Cube, old Michael Jackson (up through the 80's), Blondie, Evan Dando, Dire Straits, Neil Young, the Breeders, Marilyn Manson, Van Morrison, Ween, Tom Petty, Porno for Pyros, Bonnie Rait, Bob Dylan, Beck, Alice in Chains...and Bon Jovi. It's Jersey state law! Either that or I have to go buy an IROC!
Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!
The World's Shortest Personality Test
GARDEN STATE, And the Band Played On, Office Space, American History X, Freeway, The Opposite of Sex, Resevoir Dogs, The World According to Garp, Young Frankenstein, Empire Records, Heathers...
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.
How Is Your Inner Child?
I rarely get to watch the shows I like (even when I Tivo them they usually end up never getting watched), but I try to catch Being Bobby Brown, Myth Busters, MXC, Ellen, Viva La Bam, and What Not to Wear.
I absolutely LOVE comedy. I love to laugh! B/C that's all life is really about- being happy! I'm a big fan of adult cartoons like the Critic, South Park, and King of the Hill. You can usually find something ridiculous on Comedy Central. Stand up is great too. Jim Breuer signed my boobs! Ha, ha!
When I'm flippin through the stations I usually make stops on Discovery, History, Food Network, TLC, Animal Planet... I like to learn new things. LOVE documentaries! Ancient civilizations, dinosaurs, sea creatures, science! I become rather engrossed in anything educational! That would be why I know what a bitterong is and how much thc it takes to drop a monkey!
(I STRONGLY oppose testing on animals and any type of animal cruelty!)
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?Hey, look! You can draw on me!!!
Right now I am reading, A Spiritual Diary~ Inspirational Thought for Each Day and Simple Abundance, A Daybook of Comfort and Joy by Sarah Ban Breathnach
My favorite book of all time, though, is A Tale of Two Cities!!!
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
The Underwear Oracle
My Daddy! May he rest in peace. I will love you forever!