the little things in life that make you scream fuck. |
people who laugh at un-funny shit
people who treat you like your shit
people who talk to you like your 4
people
dead end jobs
movies that suck
beer that taste like shit
too much cologne
spoiled childr...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST |
some say the world is ending, i say i need a new toothbrush. |
god came down from the sky the other day, he was riding a cloud and his cat george w. bush was with him. i said hello to his cat george w. bush and asked god what he wanted with me. god re...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST |
ahh yes the age old art of guitar stringing. |
some people sing songs
some people write poems
some people paint pics
some people make films
have a good time.
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST |
ADAM 3 |
INT. BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATERAdam walks into the bathroom and opens the mirror above the sink. He grabs a bottle of pills and opens it. He puts 2 pills in his mouth and swallows them. He stares int...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:20:00 PST |
ADAM 2 |
INT. SMALL APARTMENT - LATERThe apartment is a bit messy. The walls are plastered with newspaper clippings and there are small TV's scattered all over the floor. Adam walks in and sets his keys down...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:03:00 PST |
rhinoceroctopus |
Once there was a rhino, who had very little friends. He always wanted to find someone, who would want to play pretends. He would skip through the woods at such a record rate, he had just one thing i...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Adam 1 |
FADE IN:EXT. BUS STOP - MORNINGA middle aged man, ADAM, sits alone at a bench waiting for a bus.ADAM(v.o.)My only desire is to get on the bus, I want nothing more. After i get on the bus my only desi...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:19:00 PST |
in this state you must wear jeans. |
an alias would be good for someone like me. i can't be expected to go through life with eveyone knowing what i do. i need to be on the down low sometimes, like when i make mad phat rhymes or maybe p...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:54:00 PST |
it is now the day of the dead |
man wakes up and woman wakes up and man and woman go outside for some fruit and coffee and man is eaten by dead man walking and woman runs and screams and leaves her coffee behind and dead man walking...
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:15:00 PST |
Auden and the painting |
...the expensive delicate ship that must have seenSomething amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.
Posted by Johnnie Darko on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:33:00 PST |
