we dont die, we transform. |
i don't know i've been thinking,
yeah scary i know...
well i'm thinking about where i'm headed in life, and i really see myself across the ocean. MOVING, not metaphorically. Someplace like, Spain or ...
Posted by Madame Metal on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST |
happy fucking birthday |
birthdays HAVE to suck, i swear if mine ever went to plan the whole world would end. Birthdays are constant reminders of how much you hate your family, and how little they care for you. I want to run ...
Posted by Madame Metal on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST |
I love u,but sooner or later,ur going2have2realize the fact that ur a god damn moron |
I wanna tell you babyThat you're the one that Im thinking ofBut your heart is still with herAnd I think she's the one that you loveI only want you happyEven if it's not with meMaybe one dayYou'll open...
Posted by Madame Metal on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST |
Definitions |
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
&nbs...
Posted by Madame Metal on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST |
googled myself |
so i just did this google thing-
"katie looks like"
wanna know what i got?
katie looks like Hollywood Rag
awesome huh
i thought so too
and that's why i shared this information with you tod...
Posted by Madame Metal on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST |
the toilet has been my friend through good times and bad |
so last nite, i got sorta drunk, i was fine until i got in the car, holy shit, i knew i had to throw up so i said pull over.
me: PULL OVER RIGHT NOW
rod: uh i can't
me: BLAHHHHHHHHHH WAHSHALCONS
all o...
Posted by Madame Metal on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST |
i got the poo on me |
so yeah i went to this party and i stepped in dog shit, so this awesome guy took my shoe and cleaned it for me, how sweet, i love him. i guess i should have asked for his name, so if your out there TH...
Posted by Madame Metal on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:35:00 PST |
the untold story of M.B.G [?] |
I'm here to tell you the stroy of M.B.G
right now jazzy has the worst case of hiccups.
cake....yummy, and i'm drunk...
one day i was hungry, or as you stoners put it, MUNCHIES!!! >>big time
i'm just ...
Posted by Madame Metal on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST |
i fucking hate tea |
the title expains my disgust toward the liquid beverage
Posted by Madame Metal on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST |
