You want to know about me? Little old me? Well let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, that I am the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. period. You can all suck it if you think different. And, yes, it is very lonely up on this pedestal. I enjoy Mountain Dew, taking a crap, getting out of longview, if only for a night. I also think that chicken top ramen is really good. Especially with a turkey, mayo, cheese, and tomoato sandwich. Dip that sucker in the broth and you got yourself a damn fine meal. I am the weather man did you know that? How many people do you know that are the weatherman. Sudoku puzzles get the best of me when i want to sleep. Someties I like to go on the internet and look at pictures of dead bodies and things like these.I can spread my toes apart really really far. It grosses some people out. I used to eat like a whole packet of ketchup per one bite of a burger/sandwich at fast food places. I've started to cut back though. I dont like listening to my voicemail on my cell phone, its annoying. I like songs about raping people, pooping, and killing. Jennifer is rad. I really like to have a good time. TV is lame because i dont like commercials. I hate listening to baseball over the radio, but i get paid to do it. Im the type of guy that rolls down the street, smokes some indo, sips on some gin and juice, you know just laid back, and i got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. If i know you me, you most likely love me, because im so awesome. i like ranting. Im ending it though. Warm Love.
What
is your Anti-Drug?
