Cadillacs, leather vests, fake mustaches, coffee, veggie bacon, squats, and palm muting.
David Lee Roth and Leslie Nielson!!!
Manowar, Yngwie J. Malmsteen, The Clash, The Police, Slayer, Joy Division, Prince, The Time, Paco De Lucia, Racer X, Bad Religion, Muse, Children Of Bodom, Night Ranger, El Duce, The Frogs, Billy Joel, The Blast, The Barflys, Queen, any bad cover band.
Naked Gun, Airplane, Vacation, Better Off Dead, Breakfast Club, Kingpin, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Idiocracy
Benny Hill, Dexter, BBC News
The Dirt, City of Truth, Bukowski, Tom Robbins, The DaVinci Code, anything by James Morrow, The God Delusion
David Lee Roth