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Charles

'Cause God is great and God is good but he's also made of wood

About Me

I'm a great bum and a decent writer. I drink cheap beer and smoke cheaper cigarettes when I can afford them. Sometimes I'm funny.The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people -Bill Hicks

My Interests

Drugs, Humor, Movies, Comic Books, Poetry, Fiction, Stand Up, your mom, philosphy, creating a zombie army to take over the world...

I'd like to meet:

Preferably someone without a Y chromosone, but anybody

Music:

Lou Reed, David Bowie, Eliot Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Whiskey Town, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Shins, The Silver Jews, The Arctic Monkeys, The Capitol, The Walking Dead, Sounds Good Station, The Urban Sophisticates, Led Zepplin, Cold Play, Ryan Adams, Matchbox 20, Janes Addiction, Wesley Willis, Killswitch Engage, Rage Against the Machine, Stone Temple Pilots, Slayer, Lamb of God, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, The Haunted, Nirvana, The Doors, Black Sabbath, Kanye West, Run DMC, Stabbing Westward, Semisonic, Third Eye Blind, Death Cab for Cutie, The Poastal Service, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Decembrists, Sound Garden, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Billi Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Nora Jones, Metallica, Megadeth, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Audioslave, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Mad Season, The Darkness, Dio, Eagle Eye Cherry, Bob Dylan, The Wallfloweres, Billy Idol, The Cure, Ministry, Korn, Rammstein, Coal Chamber, Devil Driver, Prodigy, AFI, Bad Religion, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Common, Nas.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Darkness , The - I Beleive in a Thing Called Love -- Music Video Codes by FreeVideoCodes.com

Movies:

There Will Be Blood, Zombie, The Gates of Hell, The Beyond, Suspiria, Tenebre, The Man With No Name Trilogy, Pale Rider, Two Mules for Sister Sarah, Young Guns,Dead Man, Juno, Fido, No Country for Old Men, The Departed, After Hours, Gangs of New York, Bringing Out the Dead, Love Actually, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Coffee and Cigarettes, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, Dead Alive, Bad Taste, The Frightners, Human Nature, Natural Born Killers, The Evil Dead Trilogy, The Night of the Living Dead films, The Return of the Living Dead films, When Harry Met Sally, You've Got Mail, Monster Squad, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Comet, They Live, The Thing, The Fog, The Mist, Escape from New York, Halloween,The Boondock Saints, Last House on the Left, The Last Horror Movie, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Jason X, Freddy vs Jason,Waking Life, What the Bleep do We Know?, Almost Famous, An American Werewolf in London, Blackula, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, The Lonely Guy, The Devil's Backbone, Near Dark, Hell Boy, Sin City, Armed and Dangerous, Ghost Busters, Stripes, Lost in Translation, DOA, Touch of Evil, Taxi Driver, China Town, Double Indemnity, Hell Raiser, Night Breed, Dagon, Reanimator, Kevin Smith films, I Spit on Your Grave, Suicide Club, Battle Royal, Versus, Wild Zero, Six String Samurai,Slumber Party Massacre, The Toolbox Murders, The Tenant, Rosemary's Baby, Excalibur

Television:

Dr. Who, Torchwood, Mr. Show, Firefly, Weeds, Dexter, Lost, Rescue Me, Freaks and Geeks, The Real Ghostbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cheers, All in the Family, Married with Children, Angel, The Simpsons, Family Guy, X-Men, Spider Man, Batman the Animated Series, The Sheild, The Daily Show, Freaky Links, Angel

Books:

Anythign by: Hunter Thompson, Charles Bukowskie, Tom Wolf, Norman Mailer, Joan Didion, Yeats, TS Elliot, William S Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, Max Brooks, Jack Kerouack, Allan Ginsberg, William Carlos Williams, T.S. Elliot, Ezra Pound, Robert Frost, Proust, Will Eisner, Jack Kirby, Mark Millar, Allan Moore, Brian Michael Bendis, Brian K Vaughan, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Stan Lee, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, and many others I can't remeber right now.

Heroes:

Captain Alfred M. Hubbard, Bill Hicks, Bruce "Don't call me Ash" Cambell, Hunter S Thompson, Will Eisner, Stan "The Man" Lee, Peter Parker, Alan Moore, Lenny Bruce, My Mom

My Blog

New poems, dreams, and updates

I wrote this poem a few nights ago.  Both RJ and Johnny said it seems a bit to random should probably be the start of 3 seperate poems instead of one.What MattersMy right foot is a shoe size bigg...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

weird dreams

I know this is going to be a big fucking surprise but I’ve been having some crazy fucking dreams lately.  Last night I dreamnt I was being chased by the red mafia, two werewolves and a bunc...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

Ramblings Part One

Ramblings Part OneI'm on the balcony drinking cheap beer,And smoking cheaper cigarettes.In my half-drunken stuporI remember how, when I was 5 I would cover myself with my father's shaving creamAnd pre...
Posted by Charles on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

another dream

I was napping on my couch and dreamnt that I was boxing aliens in Liz and Maddie's parking lot while being cheered on by all my friends and family including a gay stepbrother who doesn't exist.  ...
Posted by Charles on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

poetry sketchs

Here's a few ideas i have for poems, some good, some not so much. ZombienolI haven't woken up in 3 goddamn months.It's like my mind has clumsily falln up some stepsAnd has yet to fine it's balance.I t...
Posted by Charles on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

dreams

I had a dream the other night that zombies were attacking uncg.  Only these weren't typical zombies, they were christains and if they bit you you'd become one too.  I somehow managed to esca...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

sandwich dream

So I had a dream the other night.  A man dressed in black carrying a suitcase walked into a dark room.  He sat the suitcase on a table.  He opened it to reveal a huge sandwhich.  T...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

updatges

Heres the poem I've been working on. Its not finished and it's a bit choppy, but it's a start... Even God is medicated You know what they say A pill a day keeps the soul at bay. People are so afra...
Posted by Charles on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

911

Heres the latest dream I had:Me and a group of friends were in the loft of a log cabin cabin camping out.  Our neighbor was a preschool.  At the moment they were all playing outside, it must...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

neurosis

by charles wood There's a puddle in front of my doorstep It's going to become a river soon because of the storm It's filled with leaves and cigarettes It's so murky I can't tell which are what. It's j...
Posted by Charles on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:53:00 PST