Ancient weaponry. |
There are guns on the horizon. I was not a part of this decision. The guns are angry. This is why they will ultimately lose the battle.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:55:00 GMT |
Colin Powell beat my freaking ass the other day. |
Sting is actually the saxophone player for Bill Cosby's band, the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Testsamentos, the fresh-maker's Mark's the spot-on-call the dentist so I can fix my teef. Sponge evaporates if...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:19:00 GMT |
A STORY. |
I am not very happy right now because the Silver Surfer came by my house and he ate all of my snack foods. I got so freaking pissed at him. I swear to God. Here I was, sitting in my bath tub, eatin...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:43:00 GMT |
Beware of pollywog. |
Grand Moff Tarkin is a loser.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:22:00 GMT |
SUBTERRANEAN BUMS CD RELEASE SHOW!!! |
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Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 13:02:00 GMT |
Great! |
If you put out an album full of songs that all have the same drum beat, you will be guaranteed success. If you push X, Y, X, Y, back, X, Y, X, Y, down, down, right, you will get snacks. This is beca...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 15:57:00 GMT |
A little story about dinosaurs. |
There once was. That was after I saw the continent of New England in concert for free. Dinosaurs were there and they gave me some absinthe and it tasted like plastic but I woke up inside a completel...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:18:00 GMT |
Death is cool. |
People always act like it's such a tragedy when somebody dies. They could die peacefully in their sleep, and it's "so awful" that they died all of a sudden. Guess what. The guy was 96 years old. W...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:35:00 GMT |
Conspiracy |
The conspiracy is this: Dried fruit.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:09:00 GMT |
John Lennon |
I was John Lennon and I ate a circle but it came back to haunt me in a very haunting way and there were people taking pictures at my pants and it was laughter and there was hummiliating and also that ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:24:00 GMT |
