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Smokey

In ancient Egypt humans worshiped cats. We never forgot this.

About Me

I'm a cat. My owner is Chris (or Kiki) . Of course he doesn't really own me. I mean, come on, I'm a cat. He's more like... part of my staff.

It's interesting being a cat. Imagine being able to sleep for almost all day. Yeah, it's fun. The fur can get annoying though. You people only have to deal with a head full of hair! I've got constant grooming issues!

What else? Oh, I love being petted. And sleeping. Both are fun. Especially the getting petted one.

I've recently found that MySpaces are getting hacked and have started a Blog to defend against this kind of thing! If you know anyone who has been hacked, knows about MySpace worms or viruses, or you know profile that is dangerous to add, or even the slightest piece of information that could save someone's MySpace or computer, please post it so I can add to my blog!


A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Cat
What is your name? Smokey
What other nicknames do you have? Cat Move (as in... "Hey, Cat Move!")
What is your favorite treat? Catnip
What would your owner describe you as? A blob
What is the funniest thing you have done? Fallen off the couch
What is the bravest thing you have done? Uhhhhhhhh?
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yea
Are you a social animal? Yes... I'll talk to anybody and anything!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Haven't got the energy
Are you friendly? Overly!
Are you overweight? Maybe a bit
Do you like warm milk? Yuk, no
Do you eat cheese? I like to think so but apparently I'm not supposed to
Do you eat bugs? Yea, they're fun to chase
Do you live with other animals? One, a fish
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? That's a tough one. Outside = more space, but Inside = more people to pet me!
Do you like to exercise? So long as there's a lap or a hand at my destination, sure I'll run
Do you like car rides? Yea
Do you get into stuff? Used to
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yep!
Do you like to swim? Hmm haven't tried yet...
Do you chase laser pen dots? All the time
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Of course!
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My Interests

Eating and sleeping seem fun. I love being petted though! Aren't I cute? But I can't stand huge dogs, they're not so hot. Oh, and I love catnip! Catnip + Me = Happy Cat.

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I'd like to meet:

Other pets and humans!
You can see who's visited my profile here, check it out!
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Music:

I like the Harry Potter music. Actually any kind of music. I'm a music kinda cat!!

Movies:

Harry Potter! Cuz there's a cat in it. Oh, and Garfield. Cats rule.

Television:

Eh, not too big on television. I do like anything with a doorbell or bird in it. My owner is a fan of Seinfeld though, so I guess that's pretty cool.

Books:

They're fun to sleep on, especially when someone's in the middle of reading one. But only the softcover ones. And of course I give a big purr out to Barnes & Noble, cuz I hear it's pretty dang good.

Heroes:

My family! They saved me from a life of misery, and most importantly, without any petting. Can you imagine a life without petting? I can't. They feed me, they get up with me at six in the morning (well, I figure I should be useful, so I'm their alarm clock), and they pet me. I love 'em. I think I'll keep 'em for now.

My Blog

Defense Against the Dark Arts

Defense Against the Dark ArtsI'm hissed off. Apparently somecats' MySpaces have been hacked, and well, if you'll pardon my language: HISSSS! Sorry you had to hear that. My pet human and I have dete...
Posted by Smokey on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST