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ThE sHoCk AnD tErRoR kEePs Me SaNe!

About Me

HELLO, Its kind of hard to condense my entire personality into just a few paragraphs but here goes...Im Jim/Jimbo/James and Im quite open minded(it may be small but its open!). I live in Hastings (pronounced A-STINS amoung the locals).Apparently one of the most violent places in England also known as the land of MASS INTERBREEDING!. I loathe pretentious people and I REALLY HATE RICH EMO KIDS. But enough of what I hate heres what I like. Playing guitar and singing in my band BARRIER DUTCH. Reading books. Reading comics & Graphic novels. I love photography and all things camera related and Im often seen scampering around with my camera and camera gear being annoying and taking photos of things that gain my attention. I may also be seen selling camera's in Hastings Jessops.I also want to become a famous photographer...Either that or a rock star. When im not planing how to kill those around me im a really nice guy... Somtimes I get a little hyper and start bouncing off the walls. I am a pretty sane and average guy except I have super powers such as...
    I can sense when somthing REALLY bad is about to happen to me 10 mins after it allready has. A great sense of humour only I find funny. Inteligence so vast it conceals itself by making me look like a morron and thus protecting my identity.
my weakness's are...
    Well sharpened wit and sarcasm. Emo. Women

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jim (St Jimanick)
Birthday: 28/11/85 Is the holy day!
Birthplace: Margate (The asshole of the uk)
Current Location: Hastings (The scrotum of the uk)
Eye Color: Baby Blues
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6,1 or somthing?
Right Handed or Left Handed: My trusty right hand!
Your Heritage: British
The Shoes You Wore Today: Emo stomping boots
Your Weakness: Emo, Sarcasm
Your Fears: That one day they shall combine
Your Perfect Pizza: One coated in sugar
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Job, Improve my photography,get better at guitar.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fear my balls!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why!!!!!!???
Your Best Physical Feature: My magnificent manhammer
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER THE HELL I LIKE!
Your Most Missed Memory: The one I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Orange
MacDonalds or Burger King: Id rather chew an old mans nutsack
Single or Group Dates: Isnt group dating just an orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TEA!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: TEA!!!
Do you Smoke: nopes
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: Yeeeeeees
Do you Shower Daily: yes, I am clean
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No but I am anyhoo
Do you want to get Married: Thinking on it...
Do you belive in yourself: If i dont beleve in myself that would be blasphemy
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes...YAK
Do you think you are Attractive: I know so
Are you a Health Freak: A bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Somtimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yes the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah vodka and orange
In the past month have you Smoked: nopes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: EXTRA MEDICATIONS FOR ALL...erm I mean no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do hookers count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live near one so yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never in my life
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: ME? noooooo
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No my penis would dazzle all!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ha no
Ever been Drunk: fhat whe tuck?
Ever been called a Tease: Constantly
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but you should see the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real boy...i mean photographer
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada or US
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Dont care
Weight: Dont care
Best Clothing Style: Gothic, Punk or anything interesting
Number of Drugs I have taken: Millions
Number of CDs I own: 15 I think
Number of Piercings: Two, lip and ear
Number of Tattoos: One, heatagram
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try to live without regrets
SUCK YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO SUCK MY BALLS!I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

MUSIC AND PHOTOGRAPHY are the biggest ,meeting random cool people, RPG's, Horror, Writing Music and creative Writing, Graphic novels eg Preacher, The Crow, Transmetropolitan, Sandman, Death and of course Spiderman. I espcially like converting oxygen into carbon dioxide also I prostitute my literacy and read anything I can get my hands on, including the back of cereal packets.

I'd like to meet:

Karen O, Warren Ellis,Interesting people with similar intresting intrests... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Music:

    Camp Kill Yourself Idlewild The Golden Virgins The Kooks Queens Of The Stone Age We Are Scientists Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Editors Maximo Park The Cure The Bravery Kaiser Chiefs Arctic Monkeys The Smiths Tiger Army Tsunami Bomb The Futureheads Garbage Mogwai Alanis Morissette Green Day Joni Mitchell, Nine Black Alps Coldplay Bloc Party System Of A Down Nirvana The Offspring Me First And The Gimme Gimmes Tori Amos Distillers The 69 Eyes Guttermouth HIM Kittie Billy Tallent Red Hot Chili Peppers Blink 182 Red Hot Chili Peppers Marilyn Manson The Prodigy

Movies:

Fight Club,Dawn Of The Dead,Old Boy,Infernal affairs1&2, Nightwatch, Lady Vengence, Sympathey For Mr Vengance, A Bitter Sweet Life, H, Battle Royal,Shaun Of The Dead, Interview With The Vampire,The Crow,Blade Runner,Sid n Nancy,Ghost In The Shell,Hannibal triology,Sleepaway Camp 1 2 & 3,Akira,Dracula,Leon,Batman Begins & Batman Returns,Kids,Terminator 2,Ghostsbusters 1 & 2,Pulp Fiction,Sleepy Hollow,Spiderman 1 & 2,Alien triology. Plus others loads of others

Television:

I don't really watch much TV but when I do I watch these. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros, Six Feet Under, Peepshow, Ghost In The Shell The Stand Alone Complex, Spiderman,Full Metal Alchemist , X Men, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad....Yeah you guessed it Im a geek.img src="http://www.nma-fallout.com/images/index/burn_pipboy.gif "

Books:

The Time Travelers Wife(fav book), Creed, Different Seasons, Transmetropolitan(fav graphic novel), Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Dark Knight Returns, Walking dead, Preacher, Spiderman, X Men, Wolverine, Daniel Clowes Comics, Neil Gaiman Comics.img src="http://www.manga.cz/img_clanky/snikt/snikt1.jpg"

Heroes:

Deron Miller, Dylan Moran, James Eckersley, Bill Hicks, Spider Jerusalem

My Blog

Please sir, can I have some more?

MORE UPDATES...WITHIN THE SAME MONTH...HAVE I GONE MAAADD!? well well more stuff has happend in the world of jim so sit it down il fill you in. hahah rhyme... twas my birthday i am now 21 years young....
Posted by Random Hero" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

Jim V1.6

Right well loads of stuff has happened since I last blogged. Had a bad breakup that was just shit. College is ace and iv made some new friends who are also ace. been published a few times recentl...
Posted by Random Hero" on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

SNIKT...Im the best at what I do bub...

Righty, moved house but im on the same road (dont ask me what the point of that was as it wasnt my idea) dont hav ethe net  sorted out so im painfully bored. got some new pics on http://randomher...
Posted by Random Hero" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:47:00 PST

Tiny giants

Its happend as I predicted it would, I (by chance) found a comic with me inside it. I got another ten or so comics from the library and found one comic with a note in the back, (I love weird...
Posted by Random Hero" on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

mad world

In the space of a few days alot has happened to the jim...I went to canterbury and met my brothers ryan and justin for the first time and they turned out to be dudes we had such a laugh. However it wa...
Posted by Random Hero" on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

Honestly...

Right hello Jim fans hahaha, how have you all been eh? I'v been bored out of my mind recently and need to go out more and visit some of my "friends".I finnished my portfolio and still running around w...
Posted by Random Hero" on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

The voodo that you do do do...

...And now for a Jim update... Hello one and all who read these (prob just one of you) its that time of the month when i decide to write somthing in these blogy type blog things. Ha i could say that a...
Posted by Random Hero" on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

what can i say???

Hiya to anyone who cares enough to read this (i shake you warmly by the hand) in recent jim news ... I love my olympus E300 and i now have two memory cards nad loads of pic ideas however i still have ...
Posted by Random Hero" on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

ch ch ch ch ch changes!

Well things have changed abit since my last post. I now have a uber camera a beautifull olympus E300. Unfortunatly still no job but im still looking, things are going better at hoem and at college and...
Posted by Random Hero" on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:50:00 PST

change...and not the small kind.

Right well it seems my life has undergone rather alot of dramatic changes since i was last on here. Im now living in my mothers basemnet like a sad mole. I am back at college but only for a few months...
Posted by Random Hero" on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:11:00 PST