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Patrick

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About Me

I was born in 1983. Rejected by IRA terrorists and deported to the USA in 1992, I've been trapped in the time period ever since. I was raised a devout Catholic until I was barred from my own conformation for gross flatulence. Although diagnosed 12 times with antisocial personality disorder and paranoid schizophenia I still maintain my doctors were all insane and out to get me. Shortly after graduating high school I was promptly arrested following my colostomy operation when the surgeon discovered 150 lbs. of low grade undigested beef and half a human femur bone in my large intestine. Since then I have graduated from college and built a bomb shelter in the hinterland of New Jersey in preparation for the Indochinese invasion. In my spare time I mail feces to my enemies. When I'm not doing that I can sometimes be seen posing as a homeless man under the George Washington Bridge.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.
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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity


75%

Satanism


75%

Buddhism


58%

Judaism


58%

agnosticism


42%

Islam


33%

Paganism


25%

Hinduism


17%

atheism


8%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
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If i was a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer .

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
Kill count: 13
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Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?
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My Interests

history, football, hockey, music, sociology, MMA, wrestling, being outside, hiking, camping, video games, learning new things, gaining new insights, reading, baseball, boxing

I'd like to meet:

I find people of all walks of life interesting in one way or another, be it out of a genuine fasination with them or just plain morbid curiosity.

Music:

Alice In Chains, Black Label Society, Pantera, Lacuna Coil, Type O Negative, Bob Seger, Corrosion of Conformity, Megadeth, old Metallica, Neil Young, Machine Head, Life of Agony, Soilwork, The Misfits, Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Anthrax, Slayer, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Danzig, Clutch, Johnny Cash, Bad Company, Iced Earth, Union Underground, Social Distortion, Pain of Salvation, Steve Miller, Brand New Sin, Rebel Meets Rebel, Hank Williams III, Drain STH, Bad Religion, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Loreena McKennitt, Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Faith No More, In Flames, Suicidal Tendencies, Guns N' Roses, Soul Asylum, Gin Blossoms, Jackson Browne, Tori Amos, Jimi Hendrix, ZZ Top, Down, anything Rock, Metal, Grunge, classic rock or hard punk rock really, some Irish music too.

Movies:

Cheesey Horror Movies (Friday the 13th being my favorite series), most of Kevin Smith's movies (favorite of them Clerks 2), Braveheart (probably my favorite movie), Boondock Saints, The Departed, The Shawshank Redemption, True Romance, The Proposition, Unforgiven, 300, Kill Bill 1&2, some anime is cool, The Crow, Natural Born Killers, Apocalypto, Dazed and Confused, Green Street Hooligans, The Prophecy, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Resevior Dogs, Killing Zoe, Thursday, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, 13th Warrior, Desperado, Last of the Mohicans, Usual Suspects, Kingdom of Heaven, Gladiator, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Monty Python movies, Spaceballs, Versus, Fight Club, Legends of the Fall

Television:

various History Channel shows, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim for the most part, South Park, The Simpsons, Man vs. Wild, Rome, Oz when it was on the air, Family Guy, Deadwood is kind of cool, Highlander, that's pretty much it aside from sports.

Books:

Slaughter House Five, God Bless You Dr. Kervorkian, Cat's Cradle, Catch-22, In Cold Blood, Lord of the Rings, Children of Hurin, Gangs of New York, The Tain, Finn MacCool, Son of Shadows, The Devil Rides Out (a very funny book actually if you are informed about what Satanism really is instead of it's stereotype), Behold A Pale Horse, Malachy McCourt's History of Ireland, Exposing the Real Che Guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him, The Last Apocalypse: Europe at the Year 1000, anything good that can keep my interest basically (like a lot more just too lazy to name) currently reading The Stand

Heroes:

Jesus Christ and Vlad The Impaler