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About Me

Click on "lyrics" beside each song for more info.

Be sure and check the blog for weirdness, or you won't make it in this world. The words enter your brain thru your eyes, then your head explodes. (btw, TTS stands for Things That Shape, not tits).

Currently a member of Narcotic Lollipop and Bipolar Audio. Good songs on those myspace pages, click and grin. It's more fun than being attacked by sharks.

Tunes are recorded, mixed, and mastered at home on a Tascam 688 (8-track analog) and/or Tascam 788 (8-track digital).

Previous bands include It Smells Like It, Courtney's Love Hole, The No. 1 Pencils, Frank Zeppelin, Mighty Dick Tater, Urine For A Treat, others.

You shall purchase Narcotic Lollipop songs here (downloadable mp3s). &nbsp It's just a few pennies, you can dig enough change out from between your car seats to cover it. &nbsp Don't make me track ya down.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/29/2006
Band Website: bipolaraudio.com
Band Members: Grandma Caesar
Influences: Lots. Here's a portion as they come to mind: Frank Zappa, My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, Pixies, Andrew Morgan, James Brown, Guided By Voices, Wire, The Sonics, The Beatles, PJ Harvey, Duane Allman, Iggy and the Stooges, Talking Heads, Nine Inch Nails, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, The Nuge, Jeff Beck, Beck, Roy Orbison, Sebadoh, Johnny Cash, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Yo La Tengo, Velvet Underground, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Steely Dan, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Pink Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Neil Young, Daniel Johnston, Al Green, Buddy Holly, X, XTC, The Ramones, Syd Barrett, Frank Black and the Catholics, Kiss, U2, Alice Cooper, The Cure, Cheap Trick, Rush, The Ventures, Willie Nelson, Tom Petty, David Bowie, Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters
Sounds Like: Good new music that is both new and good.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

TTS 30

this is what happened. i was working at a large apartment complex in washington state as a maintenance tech, a jack-of-all-trades. i was required to do any and all repairs in the 310 apartm...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:12:00 PST

TTS 29

this is a real story. this is what happened. about 20 years ago i worked for a while in a factory in washington state. my job there was to keep the assembly line running. it was a great job with prope...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

TTS 28

this is what happened. i was raised from birth as a member of the local church of Christ. (yes, this is the same church "non-denomination" that cnn's nancy grace recently called a cult.) i was active...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

TTS 27

this is what happened to frank, a co-worker of mine. frank left work one afternoon for a physical examination. at the clinic, the nurse led him into the examination room and gave him a gown. she ins...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

TTS 26

hello pig. i've had a few years to think about it. the way you used to push me when you were drunk, which was pretty much all the time. the way you would try to start shit, and then start picking me...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

TTS 25

this is what happened. i woke up with the alarm at 5:30 one morning and headed for the shower. the left side of my face was tingling; must've slept on it wrong, i thought. but a few minutes later i s...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

TTS 24

this is what happened. i woke up one saturday morning with a badfinger song stuck in my head. i knew of a record store on the airport freeway in irving, so i hopped in my little nissan and headed that...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

TTS 23

(for tb.) this is what happened. it was june, early summer of '98. i had recently returned to tacoma---a friend was investing his life savings in a professional recording studio/record label, and had ...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

TTS 22

i played guitar and jw played bass in a band back in high school. we were best friends, and for years we were inseparable. when cancer took his mom, jw moved in with us at my parents' house for awhil...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

TTS 21

this is what happened. i was on the south side of fort worth in the company van. i had just delivered some medical equipment and was headed back to the office when holyshit! an old man pulled right ou...
Posted by Grandma Caesar on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST