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Well, what to say... hmm too lazy to write sth. now...UPDATE So, I was fucking bored and you should read the following questionnaire before you decide to kill yourself. It wasn't fun for me to do this. I hoped to be asked good & intelligent questions, but life wasn't so nice today. I hope you can scroll quickly enough down if you don't give a shit about these answers. Well, you see I'm still aggressive.If you don't like it, tell me - I will remove it immediately!Have fun, anyways :o)!!! CAUTION !!!Bloody questions and answers:
*PERSONAL*
Name: ask me personally if you wanna know!
Nicknames: Bärchen =p to all who don't understand German
Age: next to my pic, hello?
B-Day: Don't bring me flowers :)
Zodiac Sign: That's all in the profile, just look before asking!
Birth place: Don't visit me :)
Current Location: here
Heritage: my family, uh?
Hair Color: kind of brown - my hair differs from blonde to black, no joking here
Eye Color: blue-grey
Height: Babe, look at the profile!
Weight: pah, you wanna know... I don't even know that!
Body Type: well, neither slim nor fat - sth. inbetween (I just wanted to be kind, 'cos that's also in the profile)
Best Feature: I do a lot for ppl I love
Tattoos: unfortunately not yet
Piercings: Oh no! This is painful, right?
Pets: We have four goldfishes, well I want to have a dog someday
Current School: I'm not in school anymore
Work Place: in university - I'm still a student
*FAVOURITES*
Food: I'd kill for noodles. Turkish, Japanese, Indian, Chinese and Mexican stuff is good.
Drink: fruit juices and hot chocolate.
Soda: yeah, why not?
Restauraunt: doesn't matter
Fast Food: sometimes okay
Movie: When night is falling (I give up - watch out! Profile, man!)
Type of Music: t.A.T.u. - how can you ask?????
Music Video: difficult - must be "Polchasa", "Ne ver, ne boysya, ne prosi" and "Lyudi invalidy" (don't ask which band, it should be clear!)
TV Show: Absolutely Fabulous "Cheers, thanks a lot."
Actor: Salma Hayek ...hmmm
Actress: oh sorry, you are emancipated - Salma Hayek
Season: all, but I love summer very much
Day of week: dunno, Thursday maybe?
Coffee Drink: No coffee for me!!!
Clothing Store: I don't give a shit where I buy my shit
Jewelry Store: Are you kidding???
Mall: this is totally not for me (regarding the questionaire)
Gum: jelly bears
Perfume/Scent: changes, stuff from ordinary stores... no advertisement here
Designer: I love Jean Paul Gaultier - but I'm not wearing his stuff, but he's great
Quote: Have no, what shall that be? "I have a dream..." or sth. like that?
Animal: finally a good question - wombats, penguins, praying mantis and sharks ...hmm they are sexy!
Color: red... and blue. Why am I supposed to decide always only for one thing???
Book: I really love "Macbeth" from Shakespeare
Song: Don't ever ask me that - totally impossible to name one t.A.T.u.-song as my favourite. I need them all - every day! But I can tell you that "Gomenasai" is my least fav :) That is not t.A.T.u., but a commercial Kierszenbaum (you can do so much better, dude!)
*DO YOU PREFER...*
Coke or Pepsi: must be coke, but I never drink the black shit
McDonalds or Jack in the Box: Who is Jack in the Box? I'm not a cannibal - well not yet
Chocolate or Vanilla: definitely chocolate
Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister: ???
Blue or Green: hmm.. I like both, fuck you
Gold or Silver: silver, silver
Roses or Daisies: roses are okay
Sprinkles or Icing: Icing
Hugs or Kisses: both you fucker... (if I only could :))
England or France: C'mon ENGLAND!
Lawyer or doctor: Have to say lawyer in case Jay reads this.
Paris or Nicole: Go away!!!!!
Lindsay or Hilary: Are you mad bothering me with these names???
MTV or VH1: MTV for sure - but only if they play t.A.T.u. - that should be out of question!
Black or White: black as colour and skin colour!
*IN A GUY/GIRL*
Favorite Hair Color: black... but I seem to have sth. for red heads (oh my god, but that has nothing to do with Katina or Volkova - I swear!)
Favorite Eye Color: hmm.. I like blue and brown eyes
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: Oh, come on! Is that important?
Body Type: You are repeating yourself!
Long Hair or Short Hair: Doesn't matter!
Piercings or Tattoos: Doesn't matter! I will go in a minute...
Money or Love: LOVE!!!
Looks or Personality: Personality, 'cos I only fall in love after I've known the ppl. It takes time to fall in love :)
Built or Thin: You need to ask the same question three times, how cool
Smart or Wealthy: Smart - I don't care that much about money, I'm a student, my God
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
Dated someone: You don't wanna know that :)
Were they sexy?: Look above!
Are you dating someone right now: No, why should I? Lord, help me...
Do you love them: I won't tell you anything!
Have you ever been cheated on: I give up...
Have you ever cheated: No and I hope I will never harm my partner if I am supposed to be loyal.
Do you still like an ex: No exes, but loves yeah
Do you believe in love at first sight: No, you should've known that already!
Are you hungry: No, I don't eat, you must know haha
Wished upon a star: No, but a shooting star
Gotten surgery: No
Bungee jumped: No!
Had you fortune read by a psychic: No, hell - am I a millionaire to pay for big shit?
Driven across the country: Not myself, but yes as a Non-American I've already crossed the border of my bloody country.
Farted in front of someone: In school maybe
Asked someone out: Indirectly (don't ask how)
Fallen off a tree/roof: No, but I have a lil' damage anyway
Worked: sure
Been told you were gonna die: No
Had a slut of a friend::
hmm not really, no. What do you mean by slut???
Shopped at Abercombie: No. What is that?
Eaten a lobster: No,oh my god - no!
Laughed so hard you pissed yourself: Could have happened.
Went to a wedding: No! Oh, it's getting time. But I was once at a (I quote my dictionary here:) "Party at the house of the bride's parents on the eve of a wedding, at which crockery is smashed". I simply put my plate on the floor without smashing it and they are still a couple!
Watched someone die: No
Stayed up all night: Of course!
*FRIENDS*
Best: Shall I write names? A couple from my university.
Funniest: I am funny... well sometimes...
Stupidest: I don't have stupid friends =p :) Who is stupid? George W. isn't my friend.
Smartest: my lecturer, but she's not my friend yet
Ugliest::
You are asking ugly questions, yeah!
Coolest: Volkova isn't my friend - sorry no idea what to write :)
Cutest::
My Polish friend! And my Chinese mate!
Most interesting: My Chinese friend and a friend from school - you could probably laugh if you knew him... (he had a hard childhood and still has a hard time lol)
*RANDOM*
What do you want to do (for a career): producer, video-journalist, director, promoter - I have no fucking idea how to become that, but it sounds nice to me
What's your good luck charm: My what? Well, good luck then! Udachin!
Do you like organic foods/drinks: yeah
Did you like barbies when you were a child: oh my god - yes, I have to admit that. I played with these dolls still when I was 12 or so. After that I started Playmobil and I love Lego!
Who's your favorite disney princess: I like Goofy.
What color shirts do you like to wear: black or white
What university/college do you want to go to: I am already attending a university - it's name doesn't matter
Would you want to get married in a church or on a beach: under water - was a joke - I don't know - let my partner decide - I'll call you then
Do you have an ipod: No, I am walking along the street with my old walkman - what about that? My pupils adore it!
Do you have names picked out for future kids: Hm, I had once - but no, not anymore and I can't really remember. But a boy would be fine :)
Are you a good cook: Taste it and after that you better go to the doctor's
Would you like to marry a doctor: No, but when I fall in love with a doctor, you never know.
What do you typically eat for lunch: Noodles or nothing, my sandwiches probably :)
Do you cuss: At the moment yeah, otherwise seldom
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant: Look at me!
What was the scariest dream you've ever had: When I was a child I dreamed many times that a skeleton with an axe came to kill me at night - I like skeletons now.
What's your biggest fear: That something bad might happen to the people I love
Are you a good student: Quite good yeah - I can live with it.
How many people have you kissed: A few...
Do you prefer guy friends or girl friends: Guy friends!!! But girls are okay as well. Sorry :)
What's your obsession: t.A.T.u. and nothing else!
Who should pay on a date: Me!
If your house caught on fire, what would you grab first: t.A.T.u.-stuff but then I would probably be too busy to catch it all and I would be burned in the flames. And my fav cuddly toy.
Who should pay on a date: Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? You should marry a doctor.
How many times have you been on an airplane: Hmm... something around ten times.
Do you excercise: A bit at home and I walk a lot.
Do your pets enjoy humping stuffed animals: My parents only have goldfishes! They wouldn't enjoy that, I might suggest.
Have you stalked anyone before: Yup - still do sometimes, horrible to do that...
What do you think of ugly people: Who is ugly? hmmm
Do you enjoy shopping: Sometimes, depends on what I want to buy.
*CURRENT*
What are you wearing: socks e.g. :)
What color are your undies: black and pink - haha... I don't care about that right now
How's your hair look right now: boring
What are you eating: I'm typing!
Drinking: I'm typing! Well, Sprite but not now!
Listening to: Don't ask - t.A.T.u. :)
Watching: the screen in front of me
Reading: the shit I'm typing
*WOULD YOU EVER BE*
A doctor: no
A cook: at home - if I only could cook
A fireman: no...
A cop: yeah, when I was younger - free the world from the bad criminals - how cool
A model: Are you kidding?
An actress: At school I was very talented - because the ppl accepted me playing leading male roles :)
A prostitute: Oh, I keep that in mind.
An astronomer: Yeah, I love (this time not Goofy) Pluto and Charon, it's moon - but these motherfuckas of scientists don't see it as a planet anymore. Fuck them all!
A veternarian: no
A Lawyer: no, never :) (- that's for Jay)
A pilot: hm, bad eyes - no, no
A plastic surgeon: haha, good one!
A milk man: You are watching too many films!
Cinderella at Disneyland: That's the last question? I have a really poor opinion of you!
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You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.
Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!
You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police
Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." The Simpsons Personality Test This is fucking hilarious! I am Marge Simpson. I can't cook, I have totally not her hairstyle, I don't want Homer as a husband and I hate to wear dresses and pearls.. Who made that shit??? I thought I was Bart, fuck...
You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.
You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.
You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.
How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality QuizNow, that's better ;)