freya

When Freya was born, she was only the size of a thimble! She lived in a shoebox apartment made by her father (a cobbler) and studied the works of the Spanish Masters. By the time she was 16, she hit a growth spurt and became as large as a regulation-sized basketball (when crouching.) Everyone couldn't get over how tiny and cute she was, but Freya only smiled to herself, devilishly. Because that's how you hook 'em. Normally I distrust the small and cute, because experience tells me they're generally up to something. Freya was no exception, but before I could squish her underneath a heavy boot, I'd been reeled in by her many charms and glamours and was wrapped 'round her teeny little finger. Also, she drank me under the table. Or at least, I think that was her. I remember a laugh like the tinkling of tiny bells, and she dissipated into a cloud of perfume and silver sparkles. ~jen fridySomeone once said "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself."I'm pretty sure it was Freya. Sure she may watch Buffy and Twenty- Four, and she may find Brendan Fraser good-looking, but I've gotten over it, and you should too, jerk. Besides how often can you meet a person who gives you such an inroad to make daily references and puns to Norse Mythology without being off-topic. ~tim notari