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kerri

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About Me

.. i spend my days making perverted comments and stupid jokes that end up cracking myself up the most of all. stress? no thanks. drama? pass. fun fun fun? yup. lounge-city? born n raised. so i like to enjoy myself. which doesnt mean i go out everynite n get stupid and waste my money on expensive bar drinks. not that it wouldnt or doesnt happen, but it doesnt take that much to make me happy and satsfied. the simple things in life will do the trick. why stress yourself out with unimportant crap that ends up drivin you crazy? i dont need it, i'm crazy enough.AIM SN : poopoolacaca
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My Interests

wrestling with friends, whiskey, cooking and eating delicious meals, using power tools, doing and saying stupid inappropriate things, sewing, tattoos, steak, procrastinating things that feel like work for things that feel like fun, taking road trips, burritos, playing dice and yatzee, painting pictures of children with food-mostly meat products, singing and dancing at work, snickers, laughing so hard it hurts, bbqing, drinking many margaritas during lunch break at work, organizing and creating shelving units for my robot and skeleton collections, lounging, gardening,.......

I'd like to meet:

people that will make me laugh and take me out to eat and buy my art

Music:

999,tribe,ac newman,ac/dc,adam and his package,the beach boys,blackstar,buzzcocks,cat stevens,cipher complete,the clash,the coup,thecure,curt kirkwood,cryptosy,dangerdoom,david bowie,dead kennedys,dead milkmen,decemberists,descendents,devo,the dickies,dialated peoples,dj shadow,dj ztrip,dr dre,dressy bessy,eazy e,electric 6,elliot smith,elvis costello,the faint,generation x,grand daddy i.u.,gwar,handsome boy modeling school,thee headcoatees,iron n wine,joe jackson,johnny cash,jonathon richmond,judas priest,kid dynamite,the kinks,kool moe dee,kurious,lifesavas,marvin gaye,the meatmen,misfits,modest mouse,mod def,the mountain goats,mr t experience,naked raygun,nick cave,nomeansno,of montreal,organized confusion,otis redding,simon n garfunkel,peaches,pharcyde,pink lincolns,pixies,the pogues, polyphonic spree,portishead,the pretenders,the queers,R.A.,ramones,the rapture,the remains, replacements, rev horten heat,rezillos, rjd2,RZA,sam the sham and the pharoahs, say hi to your mom,schlong,screamin jay hawkins, the shins, shuggie otis,slayer,sondre lerche,spoon,squeeze, the stranglers,sufjan stevens,t rex, talking heads, ted leo, the trashmen,ugly duckling, universal robot band, velvet underground,the vibrators,the wailers, warren g, warren zevon,weird al, yo la tengo etc etc etc etc etc .......

Movies:

donnie darko, ameile, secretary, y tu mama tambien, the professional, national lampoons, mad max, spinal tap, office space, indiana jones,kill bill, kung fu hustle, the toy, muppets, high fidelity,mallrats,300, better off dead, taxi driver, goodfellas, blade runner, rushmore....

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Television:

animal planet a lot, mythbusters, simpsons, cribs, iron chef, family guy, six feet under, freaks and geeks, family feud from the 70s.........(unfortunately i dont have any cable so i usually just get stuck watching things i dont really want to....poo)

Books:

mostly ones with pitures of old toys or ads, children, or meat for art references. but as far as normal books they are usually either sci fi or have some kind of perverted twist or funny aspect about them

Heroes:

your mom