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Up Your F**kin' Borstal

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About Me

My name is Adam Neil Harvey and i hatched into the world 27 years ago on the Isle of Wight, England. I have two elder brothers, Richard and Craig and a younger sister, Leanne. I grew up on a council estate in Newport and apart from a brief period in which I lived in Portsmouth, I've always been Island based. I currently live with my beautiful Blue in the centre of Newport and I spend the majority of my time destroying my brain cells with all the lovely people I've come to know as my friends. In fact I'm fuck all without them. The rest of my time is spent working, job hunting ('cause, like most, I hate my job), cleaning the house, making fart noises with my mouth and trying to get the two bands I'm in gig worthy. One is a post-rock thing in the same vain as Mogwai and Godspeed called 'FOR WANDA' and the other is a hard core punk band called 'NATELY'S WHORE' that's basicly a rip off of Black Flag, Cirle Jerks, Big Black, Misfits, Rancid and The Ramones. I also paint and draw for pleasure and money but don't do nearly as much as I should 'cause I'm a procrastinating waster.

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My Interests

Drawing, painting, books, making and collecting music, films, stand-up comedy, substance abuse, abandoned buildings, war, photograhy, pornography and eggs.

I'd like to meet:

The Beckhams, Richard and Judy, Busted, Nelly, Peter Andre and Jordan, Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell, Vernon Kay, Cradle of Filth, Paris Hilton, Jade Goody and anyone else who either stared or wished to star on Big Brother, Stephan from Placebo, The Scissor Sisters, Kilroy Silk, R Kelly, Britney Spears, Robbie 'FUCKIN' Williams, The Pussy Cat Dolls (don't cha), Maroon 5, Jamie Cullum, Carling, Disney, Mickey Mouse, James Blunt, the entire cast of Friends and Hollyoaks, George Bush, Blazing Squad, the guy who thought shrink rap was a good idea and every Nazi in existence so I can shave, sterilize and destroy them all.

Music:

Joy Division, Rancid, Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards, Ministry, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, The Cure, The Smiths, The Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, Big Black, David Bowie, The Clash, Nirvana, Mogwai, P J Harvey, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Dropkick Murphys, Massive Attack, The Pixies, Aphex Twin, The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Bjork, Deftones, Portishead, Greenday, Bad Brains, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Minor Threat and Fugazi to name but a few.

Movies:

Jacobs Ladder, The Elephant Man, The Shinning, Dr. Stranglove, Lolita, 2001-A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Alien 1 and 2, The Terminator 1 and 2, Napolean Dynamite, The Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Twelve Monkeys, The Fisher King, Pulp Fiction, Schindlers List, Saving Private Ryan, The Life Aquatic, Natural Born Killers, Sexy Beast, The Shawshank Redemption, Withnail And I, Anchorman, North By Northwest, Bladerunner, Fight Club, Seven, Sin City, The Pianist, 12 Angry Men, Evil Dead 3 The Army Of Darkness, Trainspotting and Apocalypse Now.....blah.

Television:

TV on the whole is worthless to me but here are some of it's highlights for me. The Simpsons, Futurama, The Day Today, Alan Partridge, Brasseye, Jam, The Sapranos, Band Of Brothers, The World At War, The Office, Extras, Spaced, Monty Python.

Books:

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley.Fatherland - Robert Harris.The Age Of Reason - Jean-Paul Sartre.The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks.Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell.Down And Out In Paris And London - George Orwell.Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? - Philip K Dick.Catcher In The Rye - J D Sallinger.Catch 22 - Joseph Heller.To Kill A Mocking Bird - Harper Lee.In Cold Blood - Truman Capote.The Big Nowhere - James Elroy.

Heroes:

George Orwell, Trent Reznor, Stanley Kubrick, Lars Frederiksen, Mother, Bill Hicks, Micheal Palin, Billy Connolly.

My Blog

My Current Top Twenty Albums

Again, not in any particular order but in my opinion some of the best albums around. Disagree? Group Sex - Circle Jerks. The Downward Spiral - Nine Inch Nails. Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against...
Posted by Up Your F**kin' Borstal on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

My Current Top Twenty Songs.

These are not in any particular order but if you don't love at least ten of these bad boys, you must be the type of scum that would actually go out and buy all twelve parts of R. K...
Posted by Up Your F**kin' Borstal on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST