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.Maria Tortilla.

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About Me

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..value="http://lads.myspace.com/photoshow/slideshow.swf" /> .. .. .. .. .. I'm scared of the dark, I love shaved poodles, My favorite color is Kelly Green, I like goin fast but I'm scared of hights, My favorite cereal is Captain Crunch, I love a grimey bass-line, I love skateboards and skate mentality, I love the beach, I love 2 dance, I love music n intelligent song writers, I'd rather be blind then def(for the music and 2 hear Freddie's sexy voice), I absolutely love traveling and meeting new people, memories and living for the moment, Love is the most important thing 2 me, I live for it n can't live with out it, I love peircings n tattoos n boobs, I love capturing eyes n soft smiles, My favorite candy is Cotton Candy and chocolate covered raisins, My favorite drink is chocolate milk, Favorite food is Mexican, I love back tickles and kisses on the neck, I love people who R easy goin, get up n go people, not picky but know what they want people, are unique, outgoin, ready 4 and willing 2 do whateva, and R scared of life but go 4 it anywyas, cuz that's me. Make me laugh, don't make me cry, let me do it myself but have my back. Love me and don't leave me, or don't love me at all. Chill the fuck out cuz ain't nuffin that serious. Enjoy life, take each day as it comes, and be respectful ;)

My Interests

I've been everywhere man.---Theyz me daps mind!---It's all about eatin Jelly beans on the dance floor.---I did one!---Cheers Drive-R!---She's HACKABLE.---"You know what I'm like."---Safe as Fuck!---Ha-low you!WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!i want your soul

I'd like to meet:

My Frog Prince!
MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo .

Get your own Poll!
.. Lips 2 Da Floor

Music:

"Come on people now,Smile on your brother,Everybody get together,Try to love one another right now!"(Nirvana).............................................. .............Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Weezer, Sublime, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, The Offspring, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, The Smiths, Tom Petty, Beck, The Eagles, Johnny Cash, Counting Crows, Led Zeplin, Metallica, Black Crows, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, ACDC, Blink 182, Greenday, Radio Head, Fleetwood Mac, Cat Stevens, Rolling Stones, Beck, Head Automatica, Jane's Addiction, Guns 'n' Roses, CCR, Oasis, Sister Nancy, Men at work, Janis Joplin, REM, They Might Be Giants, Queen, Greatful Dead, Journey, Proclaimers, The Birds, Bad Company, Jimmy Buffett, A Day 2 remember, Dier Straights, Lynard Skyard, Social Distortion, The doors, Eddie Cochran, Keith Urban, Eric Clapton, Pearl Jam, The English Beat, The streets, Fall out boy, The Kooks, The Kinks, Four Non Blondes, 3 Doors down, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Minus The Bear, Panic At The Disco, The Police, Bon Jovi, Billy Idol, The Mamas And Papas, Black Sabbath, The Hives, UB40, Bob Marley, Placebo, Soggy Bottom Boys, Blue Oyster Cult, The Troggs, Blur, Postal Service, The Chemical Brothers, Bloc party, Jewel, Alanis Morrisette, Bonnie Raitt, The Monkees, Bjork, Pharcyde, 2 Pac, Whodini, Grand Master Flash, Warren G, Eazy E, Beastie Boys, Freestylers, Eek A Mouse, Benny Page, Barrington Levy, ............................................................ Classic Rock, Country Rock, Grunge, Punk/Alternative, Ska, Country, Old School Hip Hop, Drum 'n' Bass
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Movies:

"Any of you fuckin bitch move, and I'll excecute every mother fuckin last one of you!"(Pulpfiction)

Television:

Sienfeld, I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Married With Children, Scrubs, 8 simple rules, Southpark, CSI Miami, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, Skins, Whose line is it anyway?

Books:

What? Dem tings wiv words in dem? Yea, What about em?

Heroes:

Your my hero when you think of someone besides yourself once in a while.

My Blog

Telling is better than regreting not telling!!!

Speak becuz if you don't you will never know what may have been10th GradeAs I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, sil...
Posted by .Maria Tortilla. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so fuckin true...

you knew you grew up in the 90's if..... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE" 2. You watched the Pound Puppie's. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air", and c...
Posted by .Maria Tortilla. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

perfect guy

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the boy who kisses your forhead, who wants to s...
Posted by .Maria Tortilla. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST