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wiley

***THe JiVeST TuRKeY***

About Me

50 pounds of feathery affection with an untamable desire for pumpkin pie, i was rescued from a factory farm when i was still a baby. it's sorta the equivalent in human terms of escaping auschwizt with the ovens blazing every day, all day, forever. currently, i reside at farm sanctuary's california shelter, in the barn with the chickens because i'm too hip to kick it with the other turkeys. okay, actually i live with the chickens because i am food obsessed and need special attention.

My Interests

pumpkin pie, turkey pellets, chicken scratch, cuddling, pumpkin pie, deep philosophical conversations, pumpkin pie, eating, eating pumpkin pie, and liberating my family and friends from the inherently hellish and obscenely inhumane conditions that exist in every factory farm in the world.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who's down for vegan pumpkin pie, animal liberation, and cuddling.

Movies:

earthlings, chicken run, babe, peaceable kingdom, etc.

Heroes:

jim mason, the shac 7, gandhi, martin luther king, jr., harold 'farmer' brown, ronnie lee, dick gregory, rodney coronado, peter young, julia 'butterfly' hill, lauren ornelas, eric mcdavid, and all the staff and interns at farm sanctuary.