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Th(A/u)Mh

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About Me


DELERIUM lyricsBefore I go any further, I would like to make one thing PERFECTLY CLEAR.
OR I'LL SIC THIS GUY ON YOU...


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

I just got four MySpaceMails yesterday from allegedly 'pretty girls', and all three were nothing more than adds for a photo sharing blog that my guess is has no affiliation with My Space. Nice as the pics were, I'm spam-alerting My Space to them. Also, NO PIC, NO ADD. And if either you don't already know me RL, or if you are only trying to get me to Add you just so you can make your 'Friends' list bigger, FORGET IT! If you are truely interested in being my friend/business associate/female friend w/ benefits, great. Just please SAY SO in your Add Request. That out of the way... I'm a guy, an I like doin stuff, an things... Seriously floks, I am male, and as my 'Headline' implies, I am a pervert. And I'm PROUD of that! Unfortunately, for me, I am also a gentleman and would never ever force the issue. I love women too much, and respect them too much. So, I rarely get any. It's only in the last couple years that I started growing enough balls to even ask a girl if she even liked me, let alone have a one night stand with me, let alone even having female friends/associates. I am also pagan, on a rather 'eclectic' path. I often refer to myself as "Wiccan Agnostic".
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy? I've been sort of a 'guess-so' witch. I am changing that, even though I generally do not refer to myself as a 'Witch'. I am going through the slow arduaous process of a divorce. It started out ok, we were still on reletively friendly speaking terms, but lately it's gotten rather bitter. Especially on her part. For me, I just don't care any more. You may think me harsh for saying so, but there it is. Now, I just need to get it over with. Right now, I am "between addresses", homeless in other words. It sucks. I sleep where I can. I'm lucky enough to have friends who let me "couch-surf" at their place, a lot. Goddess Bless them. More recently I had a brief job as a barista at a hole-in-the-wall espresso joint, and that paid for my tuition at The National Bartender's School! WOOT!!! Soon I'll get a job where even if I only make minimum wage, the tips... oh baby! I also seem to have a girl friend, of sorts. We only just decided to make it 'official', like ten minutes ago as of this writing. She's cute, and likes me. I like her. We'll see where it goes... Here are some Blog thingies I found... Yippy-skippy, I'm evil!
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.
You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.
Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.
You connect best with: Fire
Avoid: Wood
You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love? I'M ALSO APPARETLY WATER.
You Are Sky Blue
Dreamy and creative, you the potential in everyone ... and everything!
And while you strive to have an ideal life, you are pretty mellow about it. You know your time will come. What Color Blue Are You? AND
You Are Indigo
Of all the shades of blue, you are the most funky, unique, and independent.
Expressing yourself and taking a leap of faith has always been easy for you. What Color Blue Are You? Not to mention...
You Are Apple Red
You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun.
And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial.
Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. What Color Red Are You? And finally...
You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?AND SPEAKING OF GREEN..... width="425" height="350" ....
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My Interests

I AM

You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You? THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS... Sci-Fi/Fantacy RPGs, Erotic Female Relieving Observance, being well fed, a warm dry safe and comfortable place to sleep, Fae, Dragons, FTL, Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Gate(both), Babylon 5, uh... Romantic dinners(dinning out, take out, or cooking at home), sex, long walks in the woods, sex, deep conversation about everything and/or nothing, sex, cunnilingus, furries, yiffing, did I mention sex yet? Someday I'd LOVE to start my own business. I have actually paid for a "fictitious name" and a domain name, but since then I've had absolutely on money to do anything with it. Pissing me off really. .. width="425" height="350" ....
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations.

Ecclectic Pagan


70%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


70%

Zoroastrian Pagan


65%

Kabbalistic Pagan


50%

Shamanic Pagan


45%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


40%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


35%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


30%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


30%

Eastern Pagan


30%

Catholic (Pagan?)


20%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


20%
What kind of Pagan are you?
created with QuizFarm.com href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=6182" What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Ultimate Elemental Dragon
You are the true ultimate dragon. You have the powers of all the other elemental dragons. You control everything and have interests in every part. for example the fire dragon loves things to do with fire whereas you like fire, water, lightning etc etc. You are considered dragon royalty.(NOTE: THIS DRAGON WAS HAND DRAWN BY ME)

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I'd like to meet:

First, I'd like you to meet my new kitten.

adopt your own virtual pet!COPY AND PASTE THIS!!! I WANT ONE! http://www.life.com/Life/article/0,26385,1588202,00.html I wanna meet a nice girl who's as horny pervy geeky silly as I am. Not bloody likely, but I can dream can't I? Personally, I love all women. the female form is beautiful. Fat or scrawny, giantess or dwarf, young girls or wrinkly old crones, all women are beautiful. Even women with 'fugly' faces can have 'to-die-for' bodies. THAT SAID: I know it's shallow of me, and should I fall in love with a woman who is anything but the following I'll love her just the same, BUT: I am looking for a late 20 early 30 somthing fair skinned red-head, carrot or strawberry or anything in between are my favorite. I'd prefer a slender girl, but 'full figured' would be ok. I'd also REALLY prefer a NON-SMOKER! Just so you know. In the unlikely event that ANY woman happens to find my Space, and against all odds find me attractive, I'll accept any offer for a one-night-stand. I'm still looking for that certain magickal Someone... TWO, I'm sick and tired of being a 'Solitary'. I need a 'Circle' dammit! I have circles of friends and associates, but I need to find my Circle. I hesitate to use the word but, my 'Coven'. Hmm, for the heluvit, some celebs I'd love to meet (living or dead) are Steven Speilburg, M. Knight Shyamalan, (I know I'm mangling their names), Patrick Stewart, David Bowie, Pope John Paul II, The Doctor, Robin Williams, Niel Gaiman... Eh, I know there's others, but for now, I'll leave this list as is. By the way, if you like to go for those Blog 'toys' to rate your compatability, I am a...
You Are a White Rose
You represent youthfulness and purity.

Your vibe: Sweet and heavenly

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love for the first time What Color Rose Are You? What are you?

Music:

SOME SAY THAT 'MATH' IS THE ONE TRUE "UNIVERSAL" LANGUAGE. OTHERS ARGUE THAT IT IS 'MUSIC'. I AM INCLINED TO FOLLOW THE FIRST VIEW, HOWEVER, IF MATH BE THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE, THEN MUSIC IS IT'S POETRYOk, I have ABSOLUTELY NO idea who these two guys are, but I've always LOVED this song, so..... width="425" height="350" ....I like Rhapsody(they're a Symphonic-Metal band, one of the first), Wierd Al, Jean Michel Jarre, Enya's first three albums, The Limelighters, Heather Alexander, Cyndi Lauper, Linda Ronstat, Oingo-Boingo aka Danny Elfman, John Williams, Paul Okenfold, DJ Sasha, Faithless, Chris Isaac, oh and this... .. width="425" height="350" ....And THIS is the band of one of my child-hood friends, he's the one singing, and he also wrote the song..... width="425" height="350" ....OK, I added this one not for the visuals (which *are* awesome(except for the back-n-forward editing when the people are dancing)), but for the song, which I've ALWAYS loved.

Movies:


My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters Great!
Comedies OK
Action Good
Love Good
More Stuff Great!

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://jts4261973.flixster.com
Star Wars, Stargate, TRON, Practical Magic, anything Porn with lots of vulva close-ups, The Secret of NIMH, The Lord of the Rings, Krull, Narnia (LW&W), Indiana Jones, most 'Action' flicks...


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Television:

Star Trek, Star Gate(both), Babylon 5, Doctor Who, Charmed, Buffy, Angel, Xena, Monster House, Mythbusters, Sesame Street (old school: 70s & 80s), Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Power Puff Girls, Samurai Jack, Stand Alone Complex, Emeril Live, Iron Chef America, HBO's Real Sex, Ghost Hunters, Nature (PBS), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Benny Hill Show, and pretty much about 80% of what's on Discovery Channel, Science Channel, Cartoon Network, and Sci Fi.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex* (*but were afraid to ask), 101 Ways to Start a Fight(by an Irish gentleman who's name elludes me for the moment), The Belgariad (and The Malloreon), The Ethshar Series by Lawrence Watt-Evans, Hunters of the Red Moon by Marrion Zimmer Bradly

Heroes:

Batman, Nicola Tesla, both my late grandmothers, anyone and everyone killed in the Witch Trials, any and every soldier who "didn't make it",
You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.

Your best soda match: Mountain Dew

Stay away from:Dr Pepper What Kind of Soda Are You? This is my other pseudonim...

My Blog

My Nutshell: Chapter 3

Some people in my life have commented on the possablility that I was dropped upon my head as a child. The answer, unfortunatly, is yes. Before anyone gets into an uproar about my mom's lack of mothing...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

My Life in a Nutshell: Chapter 2

My next significant torrent of memories comes from about a year later, give or take a few months. Mt parents had at that time a Dodge van/camper. Not the nifty almost-R.V. type, just a regular van wit...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:39:00 PST

My Life in a Nut Shell: Chapter 1

Well, let's see. It's kinda hard to choose what to put in this 'nut shell', seeing as I have an incedental memory of almost everything that's happened to me from the age of about two-and-a-half!I am a...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

My life in a nut shell...

Some friends on my LiveJournal account complaining that I haven't posted much about myself. I told them to read my LJ profile. They said they had, but all it really said was that I'm a pervert. Well, ...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

Dearest Goddess I need to get laid...

Juuust stating for the record. You see, I gave up masturbation (and porn) for a New Years resolution. So far I've been good, (AHEM!!!) ... mostly. While for the most part I've been 'ok'. I really only...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

Definition of irony...

The Beverly Hillbillies. Jed strikes oil. Not only does he strike oil, (at least in the context of the '90s movie remake) the richest dometic oil strike in U.S. history, thus making him a multi-b...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

I took a survey.

table>GenerelEye color:steely blue/grey, but I can make them lighter or darkerHair Color:dirty blonde, Occupation:Bum Name:JohnAge:33Date of Birth:4/26/73Hometown:CupertinoCurrent Location:Los AltosPe...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

I took a survey.

table>GenerelEye color:steely blue/grey, but I can make them lighter or darkerHair Color:dirty blonde, Occupation:Bum Name:JohnAge:33Date of Birth:4/26/73Hometown:CupertinoCurrent Location:Los AltosPe...
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

DISREGARD THE LAST POST, *THIS* IS THE CORRECT LINK TO MY STORY

SCALES>/a>
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST

This is my short story. Read it, enjoy it, critique it if you must. Copywrited to me.

http://www.splitreflection.com/~kenlow/SCALES.doc
Posted by Th(A/u)Mh on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST