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BIG JIM

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About Me

I ENJOY LONG STROLLS ON THE BEACH, WATCHING THE SUN SET, WORKING OUT (CHICKS DIG BIG MUSCLES), HORSES, KIDS, YOU KNOW-SENSATIVE CRAP, AND I LOVE TO LAUGH AT OTHERS MISFORTUNE. I NEED A GIRLFRIEND SO I CAN SPEND ALL OF MY $$$$ ON HER, AS LONG AS I CAN IMPREGNATE THE HELL OUT OF HER AND ALSO NURTURE HER EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY OR WHATEVER.

My Interests

TAP DANCING SO I CAN SERVE PEOPLE, BIG GAME HUNTING, BIRD HUNTING, FLYING SMALL AIRCRAFT, BEATING PEOPLE UP, FLY FISHING, WORKING OUT MAKING MY BOD MONSTEROUS, CHICKS, VARIOUS REDNECK ACTIVITIES, PIANO LESSONS, AND SEX.

I'd like to meet:

OSAMA BIN LADEN, TEN MINUTES IN THE OCTAGON, KNIVES, GUNS, WHATEVER, NO-HOLDS-BARRED. THATS RIGHT BIN LADEN, YOU HEARD IT, AND DONT THINK THAT TRYING TO ADD ME AS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS GOING TO DO YOU ANY GOOD YOU TOWELHEADED BASTARD!

Music:

COUNTRY-LOTS OF COUNTRY! (AND BRITNEY SPEARS)

Movies:

GLITTER, CROSSROADS, U GOT SERVED, DRUMLINE, BRING IT ON, HONEY, BIG MAMMAS HOUSE, BATMAN AND ROBIN, LEGALLY BLONDE, HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS, PRETTY WOWAN, CASINO, GOODFELLAS, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, CRASH, CINDERELLA, FIGHT CLUB, ANYTHING WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND PORN.

Television:

JEPORDY!!!, ROSEANNE, WILL & GRACE, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, CSI(ESPECIALLY MIAMI,THAT REDHEAD GUY IS SUCH A DOUCHE BAG), AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, SOUTHPARK, CHAPELLE SHOW, AND PORN.

Books:

HUSTLER, PLAYBOY, SEVENTEEN, FHM, STUFF, MAXIM, COSMO, GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, GLOBE, US, PEOPLE, AND PORN.

Heroes:

THE AMERICAN SOLDIER. GREATEST FIGHTING MAN IN HISTORY. ROLL-ON GUYS AND KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN.....HOO-AHHH!!!!!!..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5