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Mr. Wonderful

Bacon is meat candy

About Me

On the hottest day of the year so far, i rolled my ankle and found myself in a bar in SE Portland having gooey blender drinks, a few pills and a plate of mac n'chee. Other days i just go to work.

My Interests

Country music, chain Saws, motorcycles, moonshine, and my ole' lady.

I'd like to meet:

I watched alot of bayarea PBS, hippy, liberal programing when i was a kid and that pretty much helped out with my social anxiety disorder. Not that i have one... but i think everyone is alright in there own special way, just watch out cause ninjas can pop out from any corner. does that make sense? probably not. who cares. i don't want to meet you cause chances are the only reason you are going to contact me is because you are soliciting sex. I'm broke. send free pictures.

Music:

I like both kinds... country and metal.

Movies:

i don't like movies today

Television:

The Weather Channel. "On the 8's" has the sickest guitar solos. don't belive me? i dare you to sit through an hour of Weather Outlook and you'll see what i mean. If you live in Canada, it's On the 10's, Eh. they play Rush... so it's only bass solos.

Books:

i found out the other day that i read everything. i cant even take a shit without sit'n down with at least the shampoo bottle's ingedients. good read.

Heroes:

**every redneck neighbor that i have somehow moved next door to over the past 8 years. When a man who never goes to work comes over to your house on your day off and asks you if you want to go steal some copper wire with your truck... you gotta look up to that dude. Hell, sometimes if you are lucky, he'll even invite his mutt into your house and ask you to roll him a joint while the dog scoots its ass across your carpet trying to scratch its worm infested shit dispenser.

My Blog

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18436572 That's how a Chevy fires. thanks chad. i drive to work in one every day and Chad informed me that is how shit works. Gas Prices are goin up and soo these will probably be obsolete. Here's to...
Posted by Mr. Wonderful on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

i stopped shavin

i stopped shavin for a week and i look like i have a hair turd over my upper lip. rad. Im just about 30 and i never been able to grow a beard but i've always wanted to be the 4th member of ZZ top...
Posted by Mr. Wonderful on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:04:00 PST

i rule at life

just in case you wanted to know. i totally rule at life. my wife doesn't think so. in fact, she thinks i'm a fuckin comedian. Thats about it. now i must go back to watching Malcolm in the Middle.
Posted by Mr. Wonderful on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:23:00 PST

Bible Q&A

Bible Q&A 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, bu...
Posted by Mr. Wonderful on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

doin my part to piss off the Fem Left

i went to this party a month ago and this dude was playing the drums and pretty much being the MC of the party for the time being and he started to get everyone pretty rowdy.  good times.  i...
Posted by Mr. Wonderful on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:41:00 PST