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Roadie

DON'T AGGRAVATE THE ROADIE!

About Me



Rusty Rastelli
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Mickey Z
Get Your HITMAN Name I'm not violent. Just creatively graphic. NOW, where'd I leave my nailgun?? Registered Vaginatarian and leader of the 13-4 Union.

My Interests

Music....and World Domination thru Metal. Customizing anything I can get my hands and tools on. Oh and just for the ODI, adding beer kegs, vodka, rum, Dew, MDX and Midgets. Getting out and scratching the 70k Mile Itch. I can't rule the world, but I can do some f'k'd up things in it.

I'd like to meet:

Texas Terri Bomb. (Met her at 7th St Entry. Be nice to do it again) Henry Rollins, like him or want to hurt him, You gotta listen to him. Anthony Bourdain, foul-mouthed, arrogant, chain-smoking, cynical, jaded, Motherfucker. My god-damn culinary hero

Music:

HARSH REALITY, Texas Terri, Belles of Skin City, Midnight Creeps, Sick of it all, Stabbing Westward, Social Distortion, Everlast, Floggin Molly, Motorhead. Frank(if you need more, you will not get it.) Johnny(again..)Nashville Pussy, Rollins Band, Black Flag. Anything else i like and if you don't, THEN "FUCK YOU" THATS WHY!

Movies:

The Professional. If you have not seen this, then i cannot explain it. SO WATCH IT!The following is simply how you feel somedays. The essence of Pulp Fiction.

Television:

M*A*S*H Food Network. Me and Dr. 'Dizzle are gonna throwdown on the Iron Chefs someday. You will know we were there by remains of our adversaries. TLC LA INK.

Books:

Anything mostly. Neil Gaiman will split your mind clean. Laurell K. Hamilton. Kim Harrison

Heroes:

Tempest, Jendeen, Airoch, The Odi. They are my Band, Freinds and Family. And you don't EVER cross the family of a Roadie. Venus De Mars, Shannon Blowtorch, V Mercy and Kat and the rest of APOX. For getting out and just going. Emily Starr and Scott. Past members of ATPH.

My Blog

The Way Out.

Last year about this time was the last time i saw my last girlfreind. She was my last way out.I am a Roadie. Life takes me away from where I "live." I don't really "live" anywhere but the Road. The...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

Does this make ANY SENSE to anyone else......

So i recently started talking to an Ex of mine again recently. Cause she called. 3 times. I had to look at my phone the first time cause i was talking to someone else about business. The second tim...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

So some other stuff.......

So since i am really drunk, time to write.A buddy of mine met his girl. They are getting along famously which is good cause dude deserves it. Been going through some shit lately that i know about ca...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

Just some thoughts......

An odd change for me, writing a blog while sober.  This one has been bouncing around inside my head for, oh, 7 years or so.  Gotten closer to finding its way to a translatable state in the&n...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

i swear i was sober when i wrote this. but drunk when it posted.

SIDE TANGENT:: I am (most of the time) a shallow jack-ass. I am socially dysfunctional to point where its somewhere between...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

Fuck’n stupid.

Here we have another blog brought to you by our freind Captain Morgan.I have not got cable.  So the only time i watch tv is at Odi's. Also thats the only place i have a computer and alchohol so i...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

Drunk Again...

Well folks i am drunk again.  Time to write a blog."A Date" Vs. "Date Me"If i am asking you out for coffee its JUST F&KING coffee.  A cup of water filter through ground up beans and serv...
Posted by Roadie on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:08:00 PST

PLAY THE RAMONES DAMNIT!!

Play The Ramones. Everyday.  Play them when you wake up, got to bed, fuck your significant other,  jerk off, take a shower, go to work, smoke a bowl, smoke a ham, make jam, make wine, work o...
Posted by Roadie on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST

About a blog

Yeah, i just realized i really have nothing worth posting this morning. Just thought y'all should know that.
Posted by Roadie on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST

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i miss my brother.  i lost one and soon i lose another.  How much do i lose before i lose myself?  Or was i already gone.  the only thing i saw was my fading reflection in the mirr...
Posted by Roadie on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST