MOST FAVOURITE Dicley Normus a.k.a Jarryd, The Nosh, all creatures great and small, my fucking awesome family, my crazy cactus friends, making a difference in peoples lives, sex, the beach, parties, dancing, getting wasted, singing, clubbing, sex, theme parks, perving, volunteer work, The Warehouse, shiny sparkly stuff, sex shops, getting woken up by someone hot, nutella, PerezHilton.com, being the little spoon, boats, fishing, little britian, dreadlocks, the rain, sleeping, sex, breakfast in bed, jagerbombs, golfing, climbing cliffs, collecting shells, dance-offs @ KP's, ladybeetles, watching people getting swooped by birds, my ghd, crystals, art, beer, Greased up deaf guy, munting, photography, Big Brother, Steve Irwin, Identification, dugongs, rain dances, saving wild animals, the stars, the moon, storms, the pub, playing silly games, music, fashion, sex, putting things in peoples mouths when they dont expect it, spending all my money on the weekend, eating mangoes, stupid comedy, 4 Kings, flowers, love, happiness, Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
LEAST FAVOURITE: skanky girls, bitchy queens, fakes, moles, people who think they are top shit because they have a few letters after their name, muggy weather, animal cruelty (bastards!), bad drivers, litterbugs - keep OZ beautiful people!, getting interrupted, people who try to control me, selfishness, judgemental people, bank fees, racism, closed mindedness, people who let their dogs shit on the beach and don't clean it up, demanding cunts, people that expect everything to be done for them - but never return the favour, Kochie, running out of credit when you need to send an important message, compulsive liars, stalkers, cyclists who take up the entire side of the road and dont move over so you can pass them - I will hit you one day... seriously, spending all my money on the weekend, Lindsay Lohan.
