Ron Burgundy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My philosophy is "When the chips are down it's time to dig deep and go for all the marbles and if that doesn't work maybe fake an injury or pretend you have somewhere else to be and then later claim that no one won cause you never finished and one of these days let's have a rematch but not right now because my shoulder is killing me." WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME????

My Interests

broadcasting news, the ladies, working out

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will greet me with a glass of scotch when I come home from work. Someone who will accept being the "ugly" one in the relationship. Someone who will appreciate the fine craftmanship of driftwood furniture. Someone who will love me for me and not for my status as a news anchor god.

Music:

You really wanna know what love is?Well, its kinda likeGonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?(in perfect harmony) When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any wayThinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so excitingSky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight

Movies:

bonanza, breakfast at tiffany's

Television:

Channel 4 News, KVWN

Books:

The Bible, Peter Benchley's The Deep, and poetry

Heroes:

George Peppard, Larry King