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THE 1 & ONLY

I AINT NO JOKE

About Me

I AM A REAL,SECURE, DOWN TO EARTH GUY THAT IS DRAMA FREE. I AM EASY TO GET ALONG WITH AND AS LONG AS YOU ARE HANDLING YOURS AND ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS THEN WE CAN GET ALONG. AND I AINT NO JOKE. NO FRIENDS ONLY FAMILY, IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE THEN YOU ARE FAMILY...I HOOP AND I LOVE TO WATCH TRACK(ANY OF THE WOMENS SPRINTING EVENTS AND LONG AND TRIPLE JUMP)...I LOVE TO READ AND WRITE...NOT REALLY INTO THE TV. I ENJOY BLOCKBUSTER NITES...I'M THE BOOTLEG KING. "I NEED MUSIC"-------Turn-Ons? WOMEN - I'M LOOKIN FOR, A SOUTHERN GIRL THAT COOK LIKE PATTI LaBELLE BIG GHETTO BOOTY, SCARF OVER DOOBIE CHANELL UNDER THE LOUIE, GUCCI OVER BOOTY VICKI COVERED TITTIES, ATTITUDE OF THE CITY PRETTY, WITTY, GIRLY, WHIRLY ONE WHO LIKES TO PARTY BUT COME HOME EARLY LIGHT KINDA DARK, SHORT SORTA TALL SLIM, KINDA THICK, I SWEAR I LUV YOU ALL SHE CAN COOK THE COKE AND GOT HOOK UP ON THE LICENSE BUT SHE CAN GET YOU 1ST CLASS SEATS FOR COACH PRICES ISN'T THIS GREAT, MY FLIGHT LEAVES AT 8 HER FLIGHT LANDS AT 9, MY GAME JUST REWINDS... THERE IS NOTHING BETTER...I LOVE GIRLS, GIRLS I DO ADORE-------Turn-Offs? 1. WOMEN WHO SMOKE CIGS 2. WOMEN WHO ATTRACT DRAMA 3. LAZY MUTHAF*CKAZ 4. WOMEN WHO DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE P.

My Interests

I LIKE HANGING OUT,LOVELY WOMEN,I LIKE TO WORK HARD AND MAKE $$$,I ALWAYS HAVE FUN,HOOPS (LAKERS #1 FAN), READING&WRITING,PLAYING POOL OR BOWLING,THE OUTDOORS-BEACHES,SCENIC VIEWS,CONCERTS, RELAXATION...***THE MAKINGS OF A PERFECT BITCH*** Gimme Sade's mystique, she gotta know her way in the streets Like Billie Holiday in Harlem Body from Ketoi Johnson and Kenya Moore and Apple Bottoms Maya Angelou's brain and some groove from Terry McMillan Them Angelina Jolie lips, Angela Davis, Sista Souljah's wit Helping me load clips Some words FROM a pimp was, "DAMON, it just don't exist" But homes is twisted, a home ain't a home without the misses All the girls that I named are queens, no disrespect But I need me some1 to disappear, reappear like I dream of Jeannie Whenever I want, THATS PERFECTION.

I'd like to meet:

ANY & EVERY1 WHO IS ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS. - 1 TIME FOR YOUR MIND: "Too many of us are hung up on what we don't have, can't have, or won't ever have. We spend too much energy being down, when we could use that same energy -- if not less of it -- doing, or at least trying to do, some of the things we really want to do." - Terry McMillan

Music:

I LIKE RAP/HIP-HOP,R&B,OLD SCHOOL,& JAZZ

Movies:

ITS GOT TO BE A GREAT MOVIE TO HOLD MY ATTENTION...

Television:

1. THE SOPRANOS 2. THE WIRE 3. ENTOURAGE 4. SPORTS 5. MARTIN

Books:

THE WAY OF THE PEACEFUL WARRIOR

Heroes:

GOD - GOD DONT WALK WITH ME HE CARRIES ME.