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Ms.Pretty Poison

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About Me


I always drop my keys. I love the rain and thunder that goes BOOM! Roaches make me vomit. I love spicy food. The person you are dating has a crush on me. I hate fake people. I have a lotion obsession. I rock at life. I love sushi. I am one of the funniest people I know. I love me a big bag of stuff and things.I am famous, you just forgot.
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I like to get to the heart of things, to bare its soul. Scripted conversation does not interest me. I have the memory of a goldfish so I may come across as ditsy, but I am actually a very intelligent person when I put my pocket protector on.

My Interests



My Babies

I'd like to meet:



I want to adore and be adored even more! Buy me everything… or just make me laugh. I’m going to be way funnier than you so lets just accept that and get it out of the way. Having big hands is a good idea because I am more than a handful. I’m a little intimidating at first, but it’s sexy so don’t even worry about it. I have a very dominate personality. I expect you to be even more dominate. It’s important to understand that I am femme and you are not. I am right and you are not…oh. Sorry.

I want to stay up too late because we can’t stop laughing. I want to stand outside and watch the rain. I want to go places for no reason. I want to go out just as much as I want to stay in. I want to find the world in one person. I want to have separate lives, but adore you so much that I keep you around all the time anyway.
Getting My attention is easy. Keeping it is the hard part.

Music:

My Big Brother

OVERDOSE
(click the link & listen)

Movies:

The rated X ones starring your mom!

Books:

Any book by Nicci French

Heroes:

My Mom 3

My Blog

Silly Little Vagina

     In 1593 at the trial of a woman accused of witchcraft, the inquisitor (a married man) discovered a Clitoris for the first time. When he saw this "little lump of flesh sticking out ...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

Change Colors And Flavors

A problem or enigma that challenges ingenuity That's us Pieced together in a logical way in order to come up with the desired shape, picture or solution That's us too   I FINALLY got Celeste'...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

24 Hour Fatness

Brush, primp and curl to perfection Slip it into a perfectly tight ponytail Flawless foundation with glowing cheeks Smoky deep lids with long luscious lashes Perfectly kissable glossed lips Slip the...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST

Looks Better Than It Tastes

I’d gladly greet you with a smile, but I’m far too exhausted to turn up the corners of my mouth   Life is happening and it has been unyielding, but I’d be lying if I said I was...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:32:00 PST

Year End Never Ends

L M N O P Queue call, you call, in call, no call, fax, email, voicemailIRS, EDD, SUI, ITS, ETT, DE678, 940, 1099, W2Penalty, red light, PQA, Insane Enough refuses to be enoughThe silence is awake and ...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:46:00 PST

Goodbye My Empty

Someone once said, "I guess love just isn't enough." I guess that person was right     Fooled by the wise     It feels amazing to love It feels even more amazing to be loved ...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Check out this event: Passion Party

  Passion Party Friday, September 7, 2007 7:00 PM   Click Here To View Event     Must RSVP By Monday Sept. 3rd!    ...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

Work of Art

What a shame Turning a daisy into a rose Daisies are far more beautiful And far less common         You know what happens when you assume It makes an ass out of you. The end. &nb...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

My Mistake

I suck real bad Unless you wanna hang out on Thursday you are SOL I will be in San Diego Friday, Saturday and possibly Sunday Sorry Oh! And the Tin Lizzy sucked. There isn't even room to spin in ...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Above It All

That's the problem with keeping things in a glass box Glass is so fragile So easily brokenThen all that remains is a pile of glass You would never even know what it once was That's why it's best to ke...
Posted by Ms.Pretty Poison on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:33:00 PST