Devin

About the Author:
Devin was born on December 5th, 1983 (if one was to send De Leon a birthday present, one would want to include a gift receipt and one would not buy it at the 98 cent store *cough GRANDMA cough*) in Fountain Valley, California. His childhood was that of addiction and betrayal. As a young lad he found himself drawn to the pleasures of sugar and would spend endless amounts of time eating his sweet white gold, until one day his so-called mother gave him “sugar” which he eagerly ate, only to find she had given him laundry detergent instead! Forever scarred and filled with mistrust, He lived a lonely, sheltered life, claiming his array of many stuffed animals as his only friends. He is currently attending college actively in pursuit of bettering his life. Things were going smoothly until his grades were given for his last school semester, where De Leon was devastated to learn he had received his first B in college. (You bastard George! There’s a special place in hell for you! You hear me?! HELLLLLL!) With a pathetic 3.94 GPA, He realized his life was now forever ruined and has accepted his inevitable fate of flipping burgers and making out with them when no one is looking. He also likes penis coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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